A Guide To Covid Vaccinations OR Naked Men Startle Deer…
Now a lot of people are suggesting that there is a lot of confusion surrounding the rollout of vaccines here in Australia. I’d like to […]
Rossleigh
Why A Stay At Home Order Is Better Than A Lockdown!
“Hi Ben, I think it’s your shout.” ”Ok, two beers, thanks.” “We better drink ‘em quickly before Dictator Dan gets back and shuts the whole […]
Barnaby And The October Election That May Now Be Later!
Monday, 21st June. You’d think Ben-Roberts-Smith-VC-Kerry-Stokes-Employee’s admission that he drank out of a replica of a prosthetic leg and not an actual prosthetic leg to […]
What About The Other Secret Trial?
A few weeks ago, various Australian MPs were expressing their outrage at China for holding secret trials. I understood their concern. Secret trials are something […]
If The Morrison Government Had Been Historical Figures…
As we seem to have entered a phase where the level of spin in the country is so great that Shane Warne would have struggled […]
Swans: Dane, Wayne, Norman and, of course, Nassim Nicholas Taleb
The other day, former AFL player, Dane Swan, had his thoughts on the Melbourne lockdown reported in what’s alleged to be a Melbourne newspaper after […]
Scott Morrison, Just Cut My Grass!
Ok, I promised my wife that I’d mow the lawn today, but it just started raining so I really should wait until tomorrow… Or the […]
Breaking: Number Of Australians Vaccinated Just Exceeded Number Of Government Announcements On The Subject!
Ok, here’s a brief timeline of events in the vaccine rollout. August 2020: Scott Morrison announces that Australia has secured 25 million doses of the […]
One Sign Of Intelligence Is Being Able To Change Your Mind or Why Scott Morrison Is Einstein!
Remember just a few years ago when we were told that we needed to be “energy agnostic”. Well, all that’s out the window. Apparently we […]
All Judas Needed Was Channel 7! Hitler May Have Needed More…
‘McLachlan said he was frustrated that despite being “100 per cent acquitted” and “an innocent man”, he was not believed. He added that he hadn’t […]
Debt And Deficit For Dummies…
Lately I’ve been thinking about all sorts of things and I find that just thinking about things is sometimes enough to make you feel like […]
Why The Media Is So Unfair On Scott Morrison…
Rossleigh: Good morning, Mr Morrison was once again unavailable for interview so I’ve tracked down a spokesman. While I was going to write “spokesperson” the […]
Fairy Bread Embraced By LGTBI Community After Name Changed To Rainbow Bread!
Yeah, ok, I don’t know what the LGTBI community is saying because well, I don’t know all of the LGTBI people in the world. And […]
Scott Morrison Knows Someone Who Can Change The World!
‘Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?’ ‘That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,’ […]
When You Reduce Emissions By Preferring Your Own Milkshake!
Apparently, Scott Morrison couldn’t be heard when he was addressing the other leaders at the climate summit last night. While some suggested it was a […]