Noddy and the Magic Rubber – a sequel for the 21st Century (more apologies to Enid Blyton)
“Rat-a-tat” went Noddy’s door knob. He hoped that it wasn’t Big Ears, the Brownie, he wasn’t ready for company. He’d only just dressed and […]
Rossleigh
Mainstream Media – stick a fork in them and turn them over. I think they’re nearly done . . .
‘He (Chomsky) also disagreed that a platform in the mainstream media was necessary to influence the debate. “If you take a look at the […]
Should the Government ban The Greens?
A few years ago, the Howard Government introduced several anti-terrorism laws. The Sedition Laws were strengthened. Now, sedition is one of those laws that is, […]
Five Have an Economy to Save (apologies to Enid Blyton)
“The nicest word in the English language,” said Dick, “is holidays.” “Don’t be silly,” said Uncle Joe, “they’re bad for productivity.” “Well,” said Dick, “by […]
Abbott’s Twelve Days Of Christmas. Please go door to door and sing with gusto!
Here’s a little carol to spread peace and good cheer! On the first day of Christmas Abbott gave to me A Great big pain in […]
“They’re Illegal, and they don’t even thank us for locking them up!”
Interviewer: Good evening, tonight we have Liberal Minister for Truth, Ima Lyre, who’s recently returned from a trip to Nauru. Good evening, Ms. Lyre. Lyre: […]
Australia To Be A Republic by 2015 thanks to Royal Visit
“AUSTRALIANS may get a glimpse of future king Prince George after confirmation that Prince William and Catherine will visit Australia next year. Prince George will […]
Let’s Save a Bucketload and Just Abolish Secondary Schools!
“We need only to think of many of Australia’s best and brightest, or indeed the great poets, artists, scientists and orators of the 20th […]
My wife is Joe Hockey, but only sometimes!
From time to time all the bills come at once. There’s the deposit for the school trip, the car needs a service, gas and electricity […]
Who Said It? The Joker, or the Freedom Commissioner, Tim Wilson.
Ok, here’s today’s quiz. Who said the following, The Joker in “The Dark Knight” or Tim Wilson, Australia’s new Freedom Commissioner: “Haters are going to […]
In the interests of balance!
Ok, shut up and listen! We’re restoring free speech in this country whether you lefties like it or not! Tim Wilson’s appointment to the […]
Tim Wilson Appointed To Human Rights Commission, Andrew Bolt won’t be DisAppointed!
“George Brandis appoints IPA’s Tim Wilson to Human Rights Commission” Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/george-brandis-appoints-ipas-tim-wilson-to-human-rights-commission-20131217-2zi5z.html#ixzz2nh3o7Z3x For those of you who don’t know who Tim Wilson is, here’s a […]
The Labor Party Should Be Charged For The Cost of Printing Abbott’s First 100 Days Booklet!
Labor wastes money! We know this. Tony Abbott, Joe Hockey and company have been banging on about Labor wasting money for years. And today, Joe […]
No excuses! Except that we have really, really good ones.
When Tony Abbott promised a “no excuses, no surprises government”, I must say I only half believed him. What I mean by that, is that […]
Tony Is A Good Man (Part 2)
Just to show you futher evidence of how good Tony Abbott is, here’s a the letter to Fred Nile. (Click to enlarge) I wish to […]