Et fixa regimen Abbott praeteritum OR Let’s Examine The Respective Plans of The Parties.
Last week, while acting as goal umpire, I signalled a goal to our team. Although it came out of a pack, I had a clear […]
Rossleigh
We Need to Talk About Tony!
When the people around me give their views on the Abbott Government, I have to admit that I’m definitely one of the undecided. While some people I […]
It’s Abbott Time We Got Some Perspective!
“While some sections of the media continue to show their political bias by accentuating what they think is a negative, Mr Abbott and Mr Obama, […]
Joe Hockey, Shrek and Other Misunderstood Ogres!
“This year the Australian government will spend on average over $6,000 on welfare for every man, woman and child in the country. Given that only […]
Abbott Government Declares Unity Ticket With Obama on Climate Change!
On the way home, I heard the environment Minister, Mr Greg Hunt on the radio. (I have decided to not to capitalise “environment” because, after […]
Balance or men who stare at coats
INTERVIEWER Good evening. Tonight, in order to meet our efficiency targets, we’re bringing you the same interview we gave you last night. Representing the PIPA […]
With friends like Bolt and Jones, you don’t need enemas OR SNAFU
SNAFU – Situation Normal, All Fouled Up! (That’s the polite version anyway.) “…I just have to say to Mr. Bolt, he proclaims loudly that he […]
In case anyone doesn’t think you get accurate information here: Just reposting what I wrote last month.
Link But just in case it doesn’t work, anyone remember this from May Ok, I normally write satire. But also I’m ridiculously well read and […]
Abbott’s Groan-Up Government!
‘The defence minister, David Johnston, has blamed the previous Labor government after Tony Abbott’s departure for Indonesia was delayed by technical problems with his RAAF […]
Bolt, Turnbull, and why Bronwyn Bishop should consider being called Delores Umbridge a compliment
Dolores Umbridge: [to Harry] As I told you, Mr. Potter, naughty children deserve to be punished. * […]
Dr Hockey, Salesman Abbott and Glossy Brochures
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself, without regard to the prevailing superstitions […]
Canberra’s Pot and Palmer Night or When the Bull Turns
“One version of the get-together is as follows. Mr Turnbull was back late in Parliament House because his department was being grilled in Senate Estimates […]
Abbott, Hockey and Pyne – A Satirist’s Nightmare!
Well, for a few months it was easy to send up this government. You only had to repeat what they said and exaggerate it slightly, […]
Slackers, Slouch Hats, Slaves, Sex Workers and Salacious Winks.
Well, I’m appalled. Apparently there are more people on Disability Support Pensions than war wounded. What’s wrong with our soldiers? Weren’t they trying hard […]
It’s A Plan, But Not As We Know It, Jim OR They ARE a bunch of ruthless Chris Pynes.
Ok, I normally write satire. But also I’m ridiculously well read and I know people who know things. Sometimes people take me seriously when I’m […]