“So Oskar Was Guilty Of Genocide: He Regrets It Now… “
As Oskar said, “Just because I was a commandant commander doesn’t mean I liked following orders and I deeply regret everything now that the Allies […]
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The Liberals – You Can Put Lipstick On A Pig But I’m Still Not Kissing It!
A couple of weeks ago, I said a government is like your underwear; if you don’t change it occasionally, eventually people start to notice that […]
It has always been my hope that I would one day mock the left…and now
Peter Dutton, unopposed. We need a girly thing to be Deputy to win women back… Suss Ley. Front runner. Oh god. I mean, oh god. […]
Why We Should Ignore Women And Greenies!
Let me imagine that my wife tells me that she’s leaving me and when I ask her why, she tells me that I used to […]
Final Thoughts After The Long, Long Campaign…
When Morrison started campaigning in 2019, most people expected him to lose. Even more people expected him to stop campaigning after the election, at least […]
Take The PM To The April Sun In Cuba…
Recently I received a letter from John Howard telling me that he’d known Josh Frydenberg for twenty years and what a great chap he is […]
The Morrison Men And The Little Lady To Whom I Owe Such Excellent Descriptions!
“My wife says that I’m far too modest and that I should remind people of what a great fixer I am. I would never do […]
Albanese Slammed For Being A Loose Unit By PM Whose Deputy Is Barnaby Joyce!
Sometimes you just have to lay out what’s being said to sound like you’ve just written a script that sounds like you’re channelling the late […]
Frydenberg May Yet Be Lazarus With A Triple Bypass Just Like Howard…
One of John Howard’s more famous quotes was, when asked about whether he’d contest the leadership after John Hewson lost in 1993, “That would be […]
Keep Josh? Will JoshKeeper Work?
Back in January of this year, Josh Frydenberg was telling us: “With $424 billion accumulated on household and business balance sheets since the pandemic began, […]
Morrison Has A Vision Of A Chicken!
“Why did the chicken cross the road?” “It didn’t – it was just the light shining off its skin…” If you haven’t caught up with […]
Independent ABC Must Declare Who They’ll Side With After The Election!
At this point, I’m wondering exactly how many people will comment on the title without reading what I actually write. I imagine at least one […]
STRONG Economic Management And How We Take It For Granted…
Today Scott Morrison made an announcement on what the government was intending to do if re-elected: “Millions of Australians will soon save $10 per script […]
But The Interest Rate Rise Is Labor’s Fault!!
“Beer?” “No, I’m not drinking.” “Yeah, these cost of living pressures are a real problem. I can’t see how Morrison can possibly win the election […]
The Media, Ted Baillieu And Curry Recipes For Scotty
Even if you don’t follow sport, you’re probably aware that fans tend to see decisions by umpires and referees differently. Part of this is because […]