Be Alert – Your Country Needs More Lerts!
Let me begin by saying that it’s just as well that Essendon were put out of the AFL Finals last week because apparently ASIO have […]
Rossleigh
I think it’s time for a re-run
Ok, I think it’s time for a re-run. No, not for the Federal election… Although that is a good idea. Twelve months ago I published […]
The New SRC with the Groan-ups in Charge!
Ha, ha, We won and now we’re the new Student Representative Council. Yes, congratulations. You know why we won? Because we’re awesome and we’re more […]
Dick, Hunt and Watts Not To Like …
Now, when you look up Richard Warburton on the Internet, you discover that he died in 1610. So it’s no wonder he seems so much […]
The misdirection of Abbott or putting the count back into accountability
MICHAEL BRISSENDEN: I’m just quoting the reports… MALCOLM TURNBULL: No, the way you phrased it doesn’t sound right to me, but I think Tony was […]
The New Housemates – Tony And Joe!
Ok. call me sexist, but I’ve always felt that having a woman around the house was more likely to lead to a cleaner house, so […]
Team Australia, The Right Wing and If We’re Not Careful There’ll Be Nothing Left.
“There have been a number of Catholic priests charged with sexual offences over the past few years. I think that it’s up to prominent Catholics […]
Dear Peta Credlin
July 31st, 2014 Dear Peta Credlin, Yes, I understand the dilemma. Telling Tony not to say anything unless he hears it in the headpiece has […]
Some Sacrifices Are Good, While Others Just Primitive!
“Asked about his threat on Wednesday to look for other savings measures that by-passed the senate, Mr Hockey said the government was working hard to […]
There Is Definitely A Need For An Irony Font!
Treasurer Joe Hockey is facing a fresh round of criticism for being out of touch and not understanding the impact of his budget on […]
I Want To Be Like Tony Abbott, But My Wife Won’t Let Me!
“Hi, can I have the joint credit card?” “Why?” “I want to book a flight.” “Where to?” “Noosa.” “Why?” “Well, I remember that waiter there […]
At Least We’re Not The Gillard Government, Says Abbott As The Liberals Admit That He Lies
Ok, if you hit this web address (at least I think it’s a web address, it could be a web site or possibly an envelope) www.abbottlies.com.au then […]
Breaking News – Abbott Government asserts that it hasn’t changed; striped leopard seen running from flying pigs!
In a surprising development, one of Abbott’s senior ministers admitted that he wasn’t an expert on everything. Eric Abetz announced that he wasn’t a medical […]
Al Capone, serendipity, karma, Tony Abbott and all that jazz . . .
First watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FHEeG_uq5Y Ok, for those of you who thought that George Brandis bore a striking resemblance to Elmer Fudd, he did his best […]
Kevin Andrews Is A Genius. And His Hair Looks Natural To Me!
Kevin Andrews tells us that the figures don’t lie. A couple who don’t marry are more likely to separate than a couple who do. Well, […]