Happy anniversary, ScoMo
The spiv with the shiv celebrates the third anniversary of his defining perfidy “Scott was in it from the word go.” Herr Schickltuber on the […]
Articles by Grumpy Geezer
If you’re not angry, you’re not paying attention
A nation’s character is reflected in the calibre of the politicians it chooses “When there’s an idiot in power those who elected him are well […]
What’s next from Scomb-over?
What’s next from Scomb-over von Skidmark? The Daggy Dad routine has been put on hold We are eighteen months on from Scooter Morrison’s Hawaiian decamping […]
Sophist’s choice
Will the premature defecator make an early run for the polls? “Morrison’s poor judgment, the debacle of the vaccination rollout, the failures on quarantine, the […]
The Nationals have re-tooled
New England recaptures the title of Dope Capital of Australia. Barking Barmy Joyce, our most celebrated family man, has resumed his role as the nation’s […]
A message to Quiet Australians®
Lies, corruption and incompetence are the new normal In a world awash with psychopathic tyrants, kleptocrats, killers and loons such as Trump, Putin, Bolsinaro, Netanyahu, […]
The dear leader: FauxMo’s cult of personalities
Does the absence of a personality of itself define a personality? This is the FauxMo Conundrum, or Schrödinger’s Twat as I like to call it. […]
Who am I? A quiz.
Have you been paying attention? They seek to rule not to serve. They presume to rule through divine indulgence. They craft their deity in their […]
With great power comes great avoidance of responsibility
Spinocchio skirts the issue Spinocchio Morrison the clueless MC from Announceables-R-Us has showed off the new org chart that is his disaster recovery plan. The […]
Dumpster fire of the vanities: A reality check for the born-to-rulers
Could it be a wank that brings Scooter Morrison undone? Not the metaphorical kind of Scooter’s self-indulgent posturing or his constant, carefully crafted photo ops […]
Can the Libs come up with someone even worse than Morrison? History says they will
When discourse between fair-minded people turns to speculation as to who has been Australia’s most appalling Prime Minister there are four names that are consistently […]
We can’t exorcise RWFWery
The Bleach Boy’s douche coup has failed – it was a close call but the stale waft of fried chicken grease has now been steam […]
The Trumpists are thriving in Oz
“Facts sometimes are contentious, aren’t they? And what you may think is right, somebody else might think is completely untrue. And that’s part of living […]
2020 and the anus horribilis
Old fried dough stick (老油条 Lao Youtiao) is an amusingly accurate sobriquet that China state TV aimed at he who the French might label with […]
Downfall. Bunker Boy starts his run for the big house.
No grace, no dignity, no humility, no magnanimity, no class, no morals, no empathy, no soul. He has no friends, not even a dog. His […]