Vote No Because I Don’t Want To Shave My Legs!
Now I’ve spent a number of years in schools and one of the things I most admire about the young mind is its capacity for […]
Articles by Rossleigh
Do We Really Need A Day To Celebrate Bloody Boat People Coming Here Without An Invitation!
They came here on boats. They had no permissions or passports. What’s more, many of them were guilty of crimes in their country of origin […]
Rossleigh Interviews Malcolm
Rossleigh: Good evening, we have the Primed Minister, Malcolm Tinbull. Malcolm: With all due respect, I don’t think you can say that. Rossleigh: Why not? […]
Tony Abbott And The Dangers Of Allowing Two People To Marry…
I guess most of you heard about Tony Abbott’s performance on the Ray Hardly Show. You know, the one where he talked about the dangers […]
Ban The Bra… Mm, Wait, No, Burn The Bra… Um, Aw Shit!
Whenever I hear the phrase, “Ban The Burqa”, my mind wanders back to the feminists who insisted that we burn the bra… Of course, the […]
Treachery From Bill Shorten While Kevin Andrews Admits Affection For His Cycling Mates!
What interesting times! Just last night, I was thinking how Barnaby had stuffed up by not actually checking that he was a dinky di Aussie […]
Think Of The Children Say Some Church Leaders Without Even A Hint Of Irony…
Gee, that’ll make a really great piece for satire, I thought last night. Then, after hearing this morning’s news, I thought, nah, that one’s much […]
Many Calls On Malcolm’s Time; Many Calls On His Mind…
When details of the Trump/Tinbull phone call leaked, Malcolm told us that he was all about protecting Australians. And what better way to protect Australians […]
This Is Not A Plebiscite… It’s Not A Knife Either
One of the most quoted lines from Paul Hogan’s “Crocodile Dundee” was: “That’s not a knife… This is an knife!” And so to channel Hoges, […]
Turnbull Shows Everyone Who’s Boss!
Malcolm Turnbull called the Liberal Party back to Canberra a day early. There was to be an important meeting. Julie Bishop cut short her overseas […]
Schmooze, Turnbull, Trump And Leaks!
If you read the whole transcript of the Turnbull/Trump phone call, your head will explode and you’ll have your brain replaced by a brain that […]
We All Misunderstood Scott Morrison, And Other Breaking News!
In the United States, the media is in shock after the White House has gone a full thirty-six hours without a firing or “resignation”. More […]
Donald Trump And Watching Repeats Of “The Apprentice”!
From what I could work out from watching the trailers, “The Apprentice” consisted of Donald Trump giving the contestants various tasks and when they failed […]
Matt’s Marvellous Mum!
Ok, I’m not going to write about Matt Canavan directly. I mean, trying to write satire about a man who – until this mess – […]
Turnbull’s Australia: Freedom, Liberty And Jet Skis For All!
“Why are the peasants revolting?” “Madame, it is because they don’t have jet skis.” “No jet skis? Why, let them eat cake…” Ok, some of […]