In The Interests Of Balance: A Vote For Labor Is A Vote For Chaos!
“My job – our government’s job – is to prepare Australia for any opportunity and eventuality. It’s to grab the year by the scruff of […]
Articles by Rossleigh
Peter Dutton Launches Rossleigh’s Predictions For 2019
For the past week, I’ve been planning to write my predictions for how the PM’s Coalition Curry will become too difficult for anyone to swallow […]
Tony Abbott: Why I Intend To Campaign For Him To Keep Warringah!
“Will no one rid me of this troublesome priest?” attributed to Henry II. The headline warned us: “ANTI-ABBOTT ARMY ASSEMBLING IN WARRINGAH”. The writer, Tim […]
Comparing Recipes On ScoMo’s Army Curry VS Rossleigh’s Coalition Combo
Ok, in case you missed it this is compulsory viewing for anyone who still thinks that Tony Abbott was the most out of touch PM […]
“Seedy Asian Trips” – Thank God The Adults Are In Charge!
Ok, I know a lot of you lefties like to mock the good, Christian folk of the LNP. Not content with mocking George Pell for […]
Surplus News: The Shorten And Broad Version!
Great news, folks! The budget is back in surplus! Or at least it will be… After the next election. Now, I know some of you […]
Jesus Supports Discrimination!
Ok, there’s been one or two confusing messages coming from the Morrison government. And no, one of them isn’t “What would Jesus do?” Strangely, for […]
Christian Porter: “We Have Announced A Watchdog And We Won’t Have Anyone Say A Word Against Chihuahuas”!
Big News! The Morrison government has announced a policy on a federal corruption body. Apparently they’ve been working on it for a long time. In […]
Why Tony Abbott Wants The Liberals To Lose…
Now, I don’t like to say, “I told you so!” I just like to be so right against all odds that I don’t have to […]
Peter Dutton’s Arm And Morrison’s End!
Craig Kelly and Jim Molan are campaigning for a merit based selection process. In fact, the whole Liberal Party supports merit based selection. Am I […]
The Murdoch Media Is Giving Bill Shorten Their Support…
How stupid is Rupert Murdoch? Now, that’s a question which may get more than a little debate, but as I like to say, “Compared to […]
The Satirist’s Party – No Position Is Too Extreme For Us!
Right, I’ve worked out my path to fame and fortune… Of course, I’m not necessarily sold that fame and fortune is a worthwhile ambition. I […]
After Victorian Irrelevance, Will Dutton Challenge Morrison?
The Victorian election has absolutely no implications for the upcoming federal election. None! And it can’t be considered in anyway an indictment of the decision […]
Bill Shorten Attacks Low Income Earners With Labor’s Class War!
“The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability […]
LNP Senator Becomes A Woman OR “Make Us A Cup Of Tea, Love”!
“I am going to declare my gender today, to be a woman, and then you’ll no longer be able to attack me.” Barry O’Sullivan, LNP […]