“I Shout, But Not At The Bar” – The Diary Of ScoMo…
Tuesday I visited a MacDonalds where I got to tell them that theirs wasn’t as good as the one I visited in the USA because […]
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Ita Buttrose, Tim Wilson, Peter Dutton And The Water Boy
So, according to the chairperson of the ABC, Ita Buttrose political correctness is killing the Australian larrikin. I guess she’s probably missing old Kerry Packer […]
Science And Other Unproven Theories Like Climate Change…
Now let me make it quite clear here: I AM NOT A SCIENTIST. However, I do have a degree so that makes emiinently qualified to […]
Downer, The Spy Who Gave In What He Was Told…
So, let me see if I have this straight: Alex Downer and Trump adviser, George Papadopoulos, meet in a London bar where, according to George, […]
Shut Up, Greta, We Want To Hear From The Experts!
When I picked up the paper in the coffee shop, I knew what I was doing. I was going to keep it out of the […]
Remember When You Thought Tony And Barnaby Was As Bad As It Got??
People often ask me, how do you decide what to write about? Well, when I say often, I actually mean that somebody once asked me […]
The Best Form Of Charity Is To Be A Billionaire…
This morning I saw a headline suggesting that the Morrison government was proposing to make people wait longer for welfare. Before reading the article, I […]
Pauline And Malcolm Understand That Male Violence Is Just Courting
Q: How do you make Kevin Andrews seem like a reasonable choice to head an inquiry into the Family Law Court? A: You make Pauline […]
How Good Is Communism? OR ScoMo The Trotskyist
For years, we’ve been warned about the left turning us into a nanny state and trying to control everything. We’ve heard how the Communists want […]
The Wonderfully Compliant Druggie Dole Bludger!
Channel 9, when not hosting Liberal fundraisers, are one of the nation’s top investigative units. Take “A Current Affair”. More than twenty years after they […]
Gladys Liu And Other Unbelievable Fictions
If the electoral boundaries hadn’t changed, then I would have been in Gladys Liu’s seat. Then again, if the boundaries hadn’t changed, it might not […]
If Only The Unemployed Would Stop Taking Drugs We’d Have Full Employment!
“Beer?” “Thanks.” “Two beers, thanks…” “Ok, get it over with…” “What?” “I know you’re going to have a go at ScoMo over the welfare reform…” […]
The Economy Has Gone Bad But What Can A Treasurer Do? >sigh<
The headline told me that the economy hadn’t been this bad since 2000… (It made me want to say: “Naughty economy! Stop it. Be good,” […]
Let’s Allow Meth Labs In Northern Queensland To Reduce Their Unemployment…
Why don’t we just legalise the production of methamphetamines in Northern Queensland? After all, there’s a strong demand and I’m sure we could make a […]
A is for Adani, B is for Brexit, C is for Scott Morrison…
I started writing something about the Sri Lankan family currently being held on Christmas Island. Apparently the two year old was separated from her mother […]