Qantas Blues (With apologies to Peter Allen)
To tune of “I Still Call Australia Home” I’ve waited for airplanes that refuse to take off From morning till night-time and then the next […]
Articles by Rossleigh
Lacking Energy? It’s Labor’s Fault, Apparently…
Sometimes I wonder why something that I see as a simple idea isn’t being suggested by people in public office. You know, simple things like […]
A Break From The Election: Florence Nightingale And Why No Women Ever Achieve Anything Much…
From Santa Filomena by Henry Wadsworth Longellow “Lo! in that house of misery A lady with a lamp I see […]
Peter Dutton, Sussan Ley And Their Bold New Plan For Australia…
Interviewer – Today we have someone who’s recently been elevated from the back bench of government to the front bench of opposition. Congratulations on your […]
Peter Dutton On Education And Re-education…
Now, let me be quite clear here: I’m not being overly sensitive to Peter Dutton’s recent comments because I’ve spent a large part of my […]
“So Oskar Was Guilty Of Genocide: He Regrets It Now… “
As Oskar said, “Just because I was a commandant commander doesn’t mean I liked following orders and I deeply regret everything now that the Allies […]
The Liberals – You Can Put Lipstick On A Pig But I’m Still Not Kissing It!
A couple of weeks ago, I said a government is like your underwear; if you don’t change it occasionally, eventually people start to notice that […]
It has always been my hope that I would one day mock the left…and now
Peter Dutton, unopposed. We need a girly thing to be Deputy to win women back… Suss Ley. Front runner. Oh god. I mean, oh god. […]
Why We Should Ignore Women And Greenies!
Let me imagine that my wife tells me that she’s leaving me and when I ask her why, she tells me that I used to […]
Final Thoughts After The Long, Long Campaign…
When Morrison started campaigning in 2019, most people expected him to lose. Even more people expected him to stop campaigning after the election, at least […]
Take The PM To The April Sun In Cuba…
Recently I received a letter from John Howard telling me that he’d known Josh Frydenberg for twenty years and what a great chap he is […]
The Morrison Men And The Little Lady To Whom I Owe Such Excellent Descriptions!
“My wife says that I’m far too modest and that I should remind people of what a great fixer I am. I would never do […]
Albanese Slammed For Being A Loose Unit By PM Whose Deputy Is Barnaby Joyce!
Sometimes you just have to lay out what’s being said to sound like you’ve just written a script that sounds like you’re channelling the late […]
Frydenberg May Yet Be Lazarus With A Triple Bypass Just Like Howard…
One of John Howard’s more famous quotes was, when asked about whether he’d contest the leadership after John Hewson lost in 1993, “That would be […]
Keep Josh? Will JoshKeeper Work?
Back in January of this year, Josh Frydenberg was telling us: “With $424 billion accumulated on household and business balance sheets since the pandemic began, […]