The Liberal Party: It’s A Broad Church But It May Get Narrower!
I did think of running a quiz: “Which Scottie said it: PM guy or Star Trek dude?” However, the only quote from the Star Trek […]
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Dutton Clutching At Non-existent Straws To Prevent “Dangerous Criminals” Drowning At Sea!
Creating a political narrative doesn’t mean that you have to be consistent with your previous political narratives. There’s no problem with, for example, the Liberals […]
Leave John Howard Alone Or Character References Throughout History…
Poor John Howard is copping a lot of flak this week for his decision to write a character reference for convicted pedophile George Pell. Like […]
A Plausible Defence; Improbable Events And Vanilla Offences…
There used to be an expression, “If you’re guilty, get Galbally!” Mm, I don’t know why that pops into my head because I wanted to […]
Buying The Liberals On Interest-free Terms While Andrew Bolt Tells Us That Courts And Scientists Are Wrong!
Georgie Pell has been the victim of a gross miscarriage of justice! I know this because Andy Bolt told me. Andy Bolt knows this because […]
Labor Votes For Something Most People Agree Is Right; Morrison Gets Bounce In Poll!
Now I have been alive long enough to know that things don’t always make sense. I’m not just talking about politics here. When Joe Jackson […]
Mathias in “Cormann The Unawarian”!
Ok, it’s probably unfair to use Schwarzenegger references when talking about Mathias Cormann. Apart from their accents, they have very little in common. One is […]
Forget The Canberra Bubble, Scott And Take A Look At The Country!
Answering a question the other day, Scott Morrison dismissed a journalist’s concern with the facts about the medivac legislation, because, well, nuances like the truth […]
Morrison: Drop Everything And Start Talking About Boats, Not Votes
People have a tendency to expect history to repeat itself. Of course, it often does, but that doesn’t suit the point I’m making, so I’ll […]
Asylum Seekers Forced To Share Accomodation With Dangerous People!
For the past five and a half years, the Australian Government has been forcing asylum seekers to share accommodation with dangerous people. I know this […]
So Why Wasn’t That Boat Turned Back?
Yeah, it’s satire, right? It’s a newspaper article from next week. February 23rd, 2019 BOAT ARRIVES ON CHRISTMAS ISLAND A boat of asylum seekers/illegal immigrants/rapists […]
Sky News Commentator Argues For Primary School Text With Underage Sex And Drugs!
No, I’m serious. Not only that, the play was written by someone who had homosexual tendencies! Honestly, do these people have no shame? Ok, perhaps […]
Where Is John Kerr, Now That We Need Him?
When Scott Morrison announced his intention to just ignore a “stupid vote” on medical evacuations, I sort of presumed that he was simply saying that […]
Coalition Election Strategy Revealed And The Answer Is A Camel!
Before I reveal the Liberal’s election strategy and slogan, I’d better explain about the camel. From time to time, I do the Saturday quiz in […]
Good Guys, Bad Guys, Scott Morrison And Why Liberals Seem To Be Backing Failure!
Ok, I’d like to start with a little fiction: It’s noticed that a number of young people are getting into trouble after consuming alcohol. The […]