Georgie Pell has been the victim of a gross miscarriage of justice! I know this because Andy Bolt told me. Andy Bolt knows this because this isn’t the first time that old Tiger Pell has been accused and he hasn’t been convicted before. As we all know if someone is accused of something more than once and it isn’t proved the first time, than it probably means that their innocent of all future charges.
There’s no way, of course, that our court system wouldn’t be biased against Pell. After all, he told us that climate change wasn’t real, so those scientists that are rigging the weather so it seems to be hotter are probably now extending their conspiracy to the judicial system. Yes, Bolt can declare Pell innocent even though he wasn’t in court and didn’t hear the evidence. It’s rather like his position on climate change. He doesn’t need a degree in climate science to know that it’s all a scam. In fact, Bolt doesn’t even have a degree in anything having dropped out of university.
Now I’m not saying that one needs a degree to have an opinion. Quite obviously, in spite of any educational qualifications I have, I’m not going to argue with the electrician when he tells me not to pick up the wires because they’re dangerous. In fact, I wouldn’t even argue with the electrician’s apprentice. No, I support Bolt’s right to express his scepticism on climate change and his right to tell us whatever he likes in the name of free speech . Yes, as far as I’m concerned, he can go all the way and tell us the conviction is all because of some conspiracy created by climate scientists and those who wish to see George behind bars because of his views on the topic…
Let’s face it, climate scientists have a vested interest in what they do, because unlike Bolt, they’re living on the same planet as the rest of us.
But speaking of vested interests, I must say that the Liberals’ capacity to generate interest-free terms is convincing me that they were right when they said that interest rates would always be lower under a Liberal government. First we had Mathias “I didn’t check my credit card and they didn’t check their bookings” Cormann. Now we have the buses in WA – which aren’t free even though the guy “selling” them just got appointed to a well-paid job by Christian Porter. Ok, they’ve been purchased. They just haven’t been paid for. The invoice is in the mail. They’ll be paid for before the election at some price which is surely none of our business, unlike the novelty cheque which Georgina Downer presented to that bowls club.
Remember Utegate? How outrageous it was that Rudd had been “given” the free use of a second hand ute? Ok, it was pretty much fabricated with forged emails, but imagine if he’d claimed that he’d bought the ute; he just hadn’t been charged for it until the media started asking questions. Remember Godwin Grech who disappeared from view until he reappeared in the Harry Potter films as Kreacher?
I suspect that they’re hoping you’ve all been hypnotised so that you forget. How else could Scott Morrison and company expect to get away with pretending that they didn’t have more PMs in five years than Labor had in six How else could they ask you to believe that they can’t tell whether or not someone they’ve had in detention for over five years is a security risk. How else could they expect you to buy their concern about climate change when they were handing around a lump of coal in Parliament and laughing because it seemed that it didn’t make their hands dirty.
Or maybe you haven’t. Maybe the polls are right and the only Liberals who’ll be elected are the ones in safe, safe seats and the ones with enough sense to stand as independents.