It’s Clear My Wife Doesn’t Understand How Good Scott Morrison Is!
My wife doesn’t appreciate the Liberal Party’s great achievements. Or mine for that matter. She seems to be confused about what a great job we’re […]
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Trump, Conspiracies And Occam’s Razor!
Let me begin by saying that I think that the trouble with politics is that people are expected to lie. There are the small lies […]
Scott Morrison Giving People The Ships!
Our PM has been caught telling blatant lies this week! All right, I know that many of you could consider that the lead contender for […]
The Economy Above All – Even Life Itself!
Ok, I was going to write about how Dan Andrews is responsible for security guards not being up to the job in Melbourne and ask […]
Reducing Energy Prices And Getting The Debt and Deficit Under Control or Back To The Future XXIV
Let’s jump in the Delorean and take a little trip back to 2013… We’re heading for an election and Tony Abbott is making his big […]
Scott Morrison And The Need For Gas Which He Can Certainly Supply!
Scott Morrison made an announcement… Now I know what some of you are thinking: Our PM is pretty good with the announcements but it’s the […]
Tim Smith Is Paid A Lot More Than Me And His Achievements Are Abusive Tweets…
Now let me be quite clear here for the thousandth time: I am more than ready to attack both sides of politics. I look forward […]
If I Give My Son A Cubby House On Fathers’ Day What Will His Mum Get Him For Mothers’ Day?
Ok, I saw the media stories about how our beloved leader has been spending his weekends making a cubby house for his kids… And yes, […]
The Important Thing Says Scotty Is That The Wheels on The Bus Go Round And Round…
I heard a bit from our Prime Minister’s press conference today and something echoed when he said; “Not everyone has to get on the bus […]
Josh Frydenberg Seems Confused But He’s Not The Only One!
When I saw a brief headline saying that Josh Frydenberg was calling for a roadmap from Dan Andrews, I thought, Josh obviously has trouble using […]
The Liberals Have A Plan So What More Do You Want?
Anchor – Good evening, we hoped to bring you an interview with the Aged Care Minister but there was a last minute emergency. He was […]
A Trip Down Memory Lane: Morrison First Attempt To Curry Favours
There was an interesting juxtaposition on Twitter recently. While one person was praising Priya for regularly cooking curries for the local hospital workers in Biloela, […]
Morrison Promises Free Rides For All Once Unicorn Is Genetically Engineered!
Ok, I’ve realised that it’s not even worth commenting any more. I mean there are only three sorts of people in the world: Those who […]
“Hey, Bill, your son’s made a racist cartoon!” “Ok, well, he has to get a name somehow!”
When a friend asked me why I’ll read the Murdoch media if it’s left out on a bench when I know that it’s just full […]
Why Are Those Ignorant, Ugly Trolls So Abusive?
Perhaps one of my favourite bits of irony is when journalists go on Twitter to complain about Twitter… It’s true, of course, that there’s a […]