Scott Morrison And The Need For Gas Which He Can Certainly Supply!
Scott Morrison made an announcement… Now I know what some of you are thinking: Our PM is pretty good with the announcements but it’s the […]
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Tim Smith Is Paid A Lot More Than Me And His Achievements Are Abusive Tweets…
Now let me be quite clear here for the thousandth time: I am more than ready to attack both sides of politics. I look forward […]
If I Give My Son A Cubby House On Fathers’ Day What Will His Mum Get Him For Mothers’ Day?
Ok, I saw the media stories about how our beloved leader has been spending his weekends making a cubby house for his kids… And yes, […]
The Important Thing Says Scotty Is That The Wheels on The Bus Go Round And Round…
I heard a bit from our Prime Minister’s press conference today and something echoed when he said; “Not everyone has to get on the bus […]
Josh Frydenberg Seems Confused But He’s Not The Only One!
When I saw a brief headline saying that Josh Frydenberg was calling for a roadmap from Dan Andrews, I thought, Josh obviously has trouble using […]
The Liberals Have A Plan So What More Do You Want?
Anchor – Good evening, we hoped to bring you an interview with the Aged Care Minister but there was a last minute emergency. He was […]
A Trip Down Memory Lane: Morrison First Attempt To Curry Favours
There was an interesting juxtaposition on Twitter recently. While one person was praising Priya for regularly cooking curries for the local hospital workers in Biloela, […]
Morrison Promises Free Rides For All Once Unicorn Is Genetically Engineered!
Ok, I’ve realised that it’s not even worth commenting any more. I mean there are only three sorts of people in the world: Those who […]
“Hey, Bill, your son’s made a racist cartoon!” “Ok, well, he has to get a name somehow!”
When a friend asked me why I’ll read the Murdoch media if it’s left out on a bench when I know that it’s just full […]
Why Are Those Ignorant, Ugly Trolls So Abusive?
Perhaps one of my favourite bits of irony is when journalists go on Twitter to complain about Twitter… It’s true, of course, that there’s a […]
Passing On Debt To The Grandchildren And Why Josh Will Be Able To Deliver A Surplus After The Next Election!
Now I heard something rather interesting recently. Somebody said that because of all the spending associated with the pandemic, it’d be impossible for the Liberals […]
“When It Rains Everyone Gets A Rising Tide To Lift All Boats!” says Scott Morrison
Let’s begin by giving our PM a big round of applause for cutting short his Queensland trip. I know he deserves one because most of […]
Lives Matter! But Some Lives Are Expendable…
I saw a post on social media which said: “Blue Lives Matter!” Now, I presumed that they weren’t making a plea for blankets for the cold; […]
Jobs, Jobs, Jobs or “More Miracles For Morrison!”
In the beginning there was JobSeeker and Morrison looked out on the land and saw that a great pestilence was likely to put so many […]
How The Black Lives Matter Protest Enables Me To Drink And Drive
It seems that Dan Andrews has stuffed up by allowing a protest to go ahead. I know this because every second person interviewed by the […]