Scott Morrison Meets And Beats Me Every Time!
Now before some PM gets litigious and tries to suggest that my headline suggests some sadomasochistic relationship in the prayer room between me and Scotty, […]
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Some Tinkle Peep I Should Be Ledder of Da Nashunal Party…
Interview Transcript from one side only: There are moments when you think that you know what’s going on… Like some of the conspiracy theories make […]
The Liberals Are Planning To Ban Cancel Culture!
Ok, it’s not actually true that they’re planning to introduce legislation to do it and a lot of people will be saying that the headline […]
Breaking: Scott Morrison Had A Shave This Morning!
There’s something very strange about the nature of what news organisations actually do. I mean you may have once thought it odd that the news […]
Counting… Not My Usual Schtick
When I was in Grade 2 – as we called it in those days – I decided to count to a thousand in my head. […]
Seeking The Leaking…
“My wife says that she had no idea that I was about to announce that I was leaving her for another woman, but look at […]
War With France Is Inevitable, And Other Obvious Things That Morrison Will Soon Say!
Listening to Angus Taylor on “Insiders”, I was impressed that he summed up the situation on net zero so honestly and openly. First, it would […]
Credit Where Credit Is Due, Scott Morrison Reveals Roadmap
After telling us for years that there’s no point in setting a target unless you know how you’ll get there, Morrison has announced that Australia […]
“Until the lion learns how to write, every story will glorify the hunter” – Proverb
“The first is an old habit of men of this ilk of asserting that women are not to be believed but men are. There is […]
“We’d Like To Win The Premiership… By 2050… But Only If The Coach Can Keep His Job!”
Club President – I’d like to start the meeting. Now the purpose of this is to commit our club to winning the premiership by 2050. […]
Net Zero Contribution From The Usual Gross Quarters!
“Great news… The Coalition are about to announce a commitment to net zero.” “Really? How did that happen?” “Well, ScoMo has been pushing for net […]
So Let’s Hear It For The Echo Chamber Unless We Disagree…
Definition of echo chamber : a room with sound-reflecting walls used for producing hollow or echoing sound effects – often used figuratively Now, I could […]
Police Officer Resigns Because She Doesn’t Want To Enforce The Law… breaking news…
Amazingly, several media outlets seemed to be sympathetic to a police officer who said that she was resigning because she didn’t like enforcing the laws […]
Gladys Behaves With Integrity And Other Stories For Journalists
It seems that we have two very interesting narratives over the past week. After it’s announced that ICAC is launching an investigation into Gladys Berijiklian, […]
There’s No Need For A Target Until You Have A Plan For How You’ll Reach The Thing You’re Not Aiming At!
A basketball story “You missed,” says my opponent. “No, I was actually aiming at the backboard, not the ring.” “You’re meant to be trying to […]