The Obvious Thing That Everyone Is Missing With The Governor-General…
“Mr Smedley, do you know Joan Citizen?” “Not really, we had a passing acquaintance…” “Weren’t you married to her a few years ago?” “Well yes, […]
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Looking Forward To The Day When I Can Vote Liberal…
Ok, Labor aren’t perfect. The Greens aren’t perfect. The Independents aren’t perfect. But the Liberals have Dutton as their leader and someone who changed their […]
What’s The Point, Asks Waleed Aly, Pointlessly…
Well, it seems we have a strange way of looking at things all of a sudden. Imagine that you go to the police to report […]
The Liberals Have A Clear Position On Scott Morrison And Just About Everything…
The Coalition have been getting quite a lot of advice recently. This always happens when you lose and it’s good to listen to advice. Listening […]
When I Grow Up I Want To Be Governor-General…
Prime Minster Ronald Dump: Good morning, sir, I just wanted to tell you that I’ve just appointed myself Minister for Home Affairs so could you […]
Grace Tame Snubbed Several Ministers!!
Well, we all remember how upset Jenny was with Grace Tame’s bad manners when she and Scott invited her to one of their several homes […]
White Man Bullies Indigenous Woman And For Once It’s News…
Now I need to be careful here because I know that while a lot of people think that everything is political correctness gone mad, there […]
This Has Nothing To Do With The NSW Or Victorian Liberals…
To Whom It May Concern, I’d just like to let everyone know that this is about me and recent resignations in NSW and Victoria are […]
Pauline Storms Out Declaring She Doesn’t Accept Reality And She Never Will…
Yes, I’m sure you’re all aware that Publicity-Seeking Pauline, fresh from re-election stormed out of the Acknowledgement of Country declaring that she didn’t acknowledge that […]
Why An Emissions Target Is The Work Of Satan…
Now when someone posted a comment about Scott Morrison saying that anxiety was the work of Satan, I misread it and thought that he’d said […]
Improving Productivity OR “Thanks And Would You Like A Survey With That?”
Perhaps I’ve just become a grumpy old man but I’m starting to become really annoyed by follow-up surveys every time I do something. Maybe with […]
The Invaluable Contribution Of Tim Smith, Matt Canavan And Peter Dutton To The Conservative Movement…
Ok, now I know that some of you are going to presume that I’m just going to play with words and point out that the […]
Boris: “We Have A Plan!” Scott: “We Had One Too…” Donald: “Nobody Can Prove I Was Behind My Plan!”
There’s something strange about the conservative side of politics. Ok, there’s something strange about all sides of politics, but I’ve noticed a certain pattern from […]
Let’s Stop This Woke Agenda In Our Schools…
Woke: adjective INFORMAL•US alert to injustice in society, especially racism. “we need to stay angry, and stay woke“ So there you have it! When certain […]
Why You’re Never Entitled To A Wage Rise OR Economics For Dummies
Economics is quite simple really, if you think about it like a game of basketball. Your aim is to get as many baskets through the […]