Banks Bullied – Morrison Threatens Anyone Who Behaves Badly!
Ok, just in case you’re confused. It was Julia Banks who was bullied. I’m not talking about the Royal Commission where those pesky people told […]
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Scott Morrison – The Next Line And A Generation In The Sand…
If I had a dollar for every time I’ve heard the phrases, “the next generation of the Liberal Party” and “line in the sand”, I […]
Scott, Scott, Morrison, Morrison (Apologies to A.A. Milne)
Ok, this is a repost from December 16th, 2013, but as the media have been wandering down memory lane with our latest PM, I thought […]
All You Need To Know About How The Libs Leadership Battle Will Play Out (and several things you didn’t)!
So Parliament couldn’t sit this afternoon. Now the last time I couldn’t sit it was because a rather nasty boil on my buttocks, but the […]
The Loveliest Leadership Challenge Where Everyone Sang Kumba Ya!
After deciding that the “overwhelming support” of the party room wasn’t enough to pursue the policy endorsed on Friday, Malfunction decided that he needed to […]
What’s More Likely? (A Post Concerning Unicorns, Shark Attacks And Peter Dutton’s Leadership)
It’s easy to get carried away with the present moment. We all know this, yet we often forget it because the present moment seems so […]
Let’s Just Remember That Bloke In The Senate Didn’t Get As Many Votes As You Have Friends
It’s important to keep a sense of perspective here. I read somewhere today that Fraser Anning was elected with 19 votes. I’m not prepared to […]
Stunning Victory For Turnbull – Most Of His Own Side Support His Policy…
It’s not every day that Malcolm can say that the party room agrees with him. In fact, judging by the way he was gloating today, […]
The True Facts Behind That $444 Million Grant To The Great Barrier Reef Foundation
Ok, let me state at the outset that I realised my tautology straight away but headings are hard to change. A tautology is when you […]
Moneyball, Turnbull And Why Having Your Face Slapped Is Popular
Ok, before I talk about Moneyball, I’d like you to do a little survey. Would you prefer: To have your face slapped To have some […]
Pyne Tells Us That The Government Likes Wasting Money; Downer Tells Us That He Doesn’t Spread Hate
Sometime last night after it became clear that the Government wasn’t going to win any of the seats, Christopher “The Fixer” Pyne began telling us […]
Life Size Cutouts Of Pauline “As Good As The Real Thing” According To Those Who Know Her Best!
Life-size cardboard cutouts of Pauline Hanson will replace her at polling stations in Longman because she’s on holiday… For all those familiar with my writing, […]
Barnaby And His Anti-religious Crusade!
Recently, Barnaby Joyce addressed a rally of Western Australian farmers on the topic of live exports. Not only did he passionately insist that the live […]
Tax Is Bad, Welfare Is Bad; However, Shorten Threatening My Cheque From The Government Is Worst Of All!
Article from the Australian excerpt…“Earlier this year Mr Shorten unveiled his franking credits policy to claw back nearly $60bn over 10 years by abolishing cash […]
WHITE GANGS TERRORISE AUSTRALIA – Politicians Refuse To Acknowledge Problem!
A gang of predominantly white males has been threatening our way of life and making people feel unsafe in their jobs. The IPAx gang has […]