Abbott, Pell And Waleed Aly – A Tale Of Two References
In one of those coincidences, earlier in the week, I was thinking how Waleed Aly’s character reference for a footballer drew more flack and attention […]
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Abbott Supporters Still Pyning Away!
Well, thank god those days of dysfunctional government are over and the adults are back in charge. No, really, they’ve told us many, many times […]
It’s Not A Game! Or Maybe It Is…
Over the past couple of years, I’ve been doing a bit of reading on gamification. For those of you who don’t know, gamification is using […]
Dear Uncle Rupert, Those Nasty Boys Aren’t Doing What We Want …
Dear Uncle Rupert, Life in boarding school really sucks at the moment. When Malcolm become House Captain, we thought that would be enough to make […]
T-Rump And The Inevitable Destruction of Malcolm Turnbull
Gee, it’s amazing when you find your shtick how far you can go. When Donald Trump was a recovering bankrupt businessman, he took a job […]
Surprises Are Surprising – Just Ask Theresa May, Tony Abbott Or Campbell Newman!
A few weeks ago I suggested that I couldn’t understand why Theresa (Dis)May called an election. She had everything to lose and very little to […]
Why Burning Coal Is The Humane Thing To Do…
In its quest to drag Indians out of poverty by mining so much coal that people have to be paid to take it, Adani has […]
Margaret Courts The Devil!
While I personally have no problem with people playing tennis, I’ve discovered that this may be because I’m a godless heathen. Or a lapsed Buddhist. […]
Schapelle Corby, Terrorism And The Incredible Miracle Cure!
Ok, some of you may have missed it, but Schapelle Corby was released from jail and has returned to Australia. Now, I would have flown […]
Perhaps If We Pay Adani To Take Our Coal Away…
Now, I know that a lot of the discussion on this has been a bit of a distraction. We’ve heard about enviromentalists using the courts […]
Welfare Dependency More Pressing Than Depressing Declares Minister!
Alan Sludge, the Almost-human Services Minister, has told a $300 a head lunch at Sydney’s Hilton Hotel that welfare dependency as the most pressing problem […]
At least I never said “Adani”…
Someone asked me how my wife feels about having our conversations repeated in my articles. Of course, I had to explain to the person that, […]
Mining Company Offers To Take Away All The Stuff In My Garage!
My wife doesn’t like mess, so over the years I’ve moved a lot of stuff under the house. I’ve always intended to go through it […]
Forget Housing Affordability. When Is Scott Morrison Going To Do Something About The Avocado Scandal!
It seems that property developer, Tim Gurner, has the answer to the housing affordability crisis: Cut back on your coffee and smashed avocado. Well, that’s […]
Mr Trump Goes To Washington – First As Satire, Now As Reality!
This was first published as a satiric piece over a year ago. I just thought it timely to republish: Ok, I did suggest that his […]