How Many National Party MPs Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
Q: How many National Party MPs does it take to change a lightbulb? A: How can we be sure that the lightbulb needs changing because […]
Rossleigh
Thoughts And Prayers Have Been Sent So Let’s Not Get Political!
You know the way it goes: SIEV X sinks and hundreds of people drown, but we shouldn’t get political about it because it would be […]
“How Good Is Putting Everyone On The Indue Card To Stop Secondary Boycotts?”
One of the things that’s always intrigued me is the way in which things can be framed so that people completely miss what’s going on. […]
«How Good Is Listening To The Quiet Shareholders?»
Earlier today the newspapers had the gift of prophecy. Various media outlets informed us: “Apocalyptic in tone. It brooks no compromise. It’s all or nothing. […]
And It Really Does Send You Blind Or My Conversion On The Road To Damascus…
Ok, for all those heathens reading this, Saul used to persecute Christians… Now, in spite of my support for marriage equality, I’ve never gone out […]
Scott Morrison And His Strange Relationship With Children (No, Not About The National Party)
“To a hammer, everything is a nail.” MY wife hit her head yesterday and she decided that she wanted to go to an emergency department […]
Journalists Need To Remember That Nobody Is Above The Law!
Interviewer – This week the Prime Minister told Parliament that while he supported freedom of the press, nobody was above the law. To clarify what […]
Sometimes Even Censorship Doesn’t Help…
Most of you probably saw Monday’s papers which contained words interrupted by large blocks of ink suggesting that the inbetween bits had been redacted. Of […]
What The Liberals Did Next And Wasn’t It Just The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread?
Ok, I thought I might be imagining it, but I’ll show you the tweets to see if you notice what I noticed. I don’t actually […]
“I Shout, But Not At The Bar” – The Diary Of ScoMo…
Tuesday I visited a MacDonalds where I got to tell them that theirs wasn’t as good as the one I visited in the USA because […]
Ita Buttrose, Tim Wilson, Peter Dutton And The Water Boy
So, according to the chairperson of the ABC, Ita Buttrose political correctness is killing the Australian larrikin. I guess she’s probably missing old Kerry Packer […]
Science And Other Unproven Theories Like Climate Change…
Now let me make it quite clear here: I AM NOT A SCIENTIST. However, I do have a degree so that makes emiinently qualified to […]
Downer, The Spy Who Gave In What He Was Told…
So, let me see if I have this straight: Alex Downer and Trump adviser, George Papadopoulos, meet in a London bar where, according to George, […]
Shut Up, Greta, We Want To Hear From The Experts!
When I picked up the paper in the coffee shop, I knew what I was doing. I was going to keep it out of the […]
Remember When You Thought Tony And Barnaby Was As Bad As It Got??
People often ask me, how do you decide what to write about? Well, when I say often, I actually mean that somebody once asked me […]