Scottie, It’s Time To Get Democracy From Under The Doona!
Just twelve months ago, I was thinking about what a challenge writing was going to be. I mean, I expected that we were going to […]
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They Tell Me The Internet Is Down; I Know Bill Gates Is To Blame…
Ya gotta love a good conspiracy theory! Unfortunately the only good one I’ve ever heard is about a society so secret that not only does […]
Tim Wilson Makes His Bid For PM
“I want to go to shops!” “Sorry, Timmy, but Mr Andrews has said that we’re not allowed until this COVID-19 is under control.” “Pah, I […]
Today’s Sermon From Saint Scotty Of Marketing
Good working day, here is the reading from the Book Of Ginasez: In the beginning, the people had nothing, but they were not happy because […]
Captain Cook Roasts In Hell!
A few days ago I thought of tweeting: “Today on ANZAC Day we celebrate the turning back of boats from people trying to enter a […]
Popular Scott Morrison: Polls, Pokers And Pupils…
Opinion polls are NOT popularity contests! Put simply. Imagine the following scenario: At your medical appointment you heard the surgeon berating his receptionist, telling her […]
Playing Dice With God And Other Stories Of Rupert Murdoch!
During my essential journey to the supermarket to buy chocolate, I couldn’t help noticing the front-page headline on “The Australian” which blared: TEACHERS DEFYING VIRUS […]
Scott Morrison More Popular Than Jesus And Closing In On The Beatles!
“We’re more popular than Jesus now. I don’t know which will go first – rock & roll or Christianity. Jesus was all right, but his […]
When The Left And Right Join Forces It’s Not Always Good!
When both teams complain about the umpire’s decisions, there’s a tendency to presume that there was no bias because both were upset about perceived injustices. […]
O.J. Simpson And George Pell Both Found Innocent By Courts; Jesus Not So Much!
Some idiot tweeted “He is Risen” after George had his appeal upheld by the High Court. Given the allegations against him, I thought that one […]
Why Scott Morrison Should Be Compared To Churchill!
There’s been a definite change from some of the commentators with respect to our Prime Minister over the past couple of weeks. People who were […]
Market Forces Rule, Except Sometimes…
Before I start this, I’d just like to tell you how great I am. I mean, I’m really good when it comes to economics. I […]
The Best Form Of Healthcare Is A Job!
Ok, nobody has actually said that the best form of healthcare is a job. Nor has anyone said the best form of wealthcare is a […]
Shut Up! The Prime Minister Is Listening To The Medical Experts.
Now, there have been a lot of people on social media taking swipes at Scott Morrison for giving what they consider to be inconsistent advice. […]
There’s A Better Class Of Unemployed And They Couldn’t Possibly Be Expected To Survive On Newstart!
“Bad news, dear. I’ve just been sacked!” “Never mind, we’ll sit down and work out ways we can tighten our belts so we can get […]