Abbott denies that the Pope is a Catholic; says that bears use rest rooms!
Interviewer – Good afternoon, we were promised an interview with the Prime Minister, Mr Abbott, but unfortunately he’s had to cancel. In his place a […]
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Two sides – The Right And If You’re Left, You’re A Pest
This morning “The Herald-Sun” continued its campaign against any form of protest with its front page devoted to calling the Occupy Melbourne movement “Selfish Pests”, […]
“It worked when said that Labor broke the economy; perhaps we can get away with saying that they broke our election promises!”
This morning, a patient of Dr Rudd’s, Mr Con Emmy wrote a letter explaining how a few years ago he was told that he was […]
Perhaps Conscription Will Be The Way To Go…
Sometime in The Future… “This unemployment is a real problem.” “I think the only problem is that they just don’t want to work!” “I […]
Nobody Got All Ten Right! You Need All Need to Resubmit!!!
The following exercise was not completed correctly by anyone. The Prime Minister of Australia. […]
When Is A Magic Pudding Not a Promise? When A Silver Bullet Mixes Your Metaphors.
Recently elected, Secretary of Moyhdiddy Turf Club, Mr Hoe Jockey, has released the report from the Independent review that he had commissioned from his father-in-law, […]
Loaves, fishes, and why Tony just needs us to trust him until after the election!
Cassandra – as those who know their Greek mythology or who read one of my previous blogs will know – had the gift of knowing […]
Al Simer Explains Why The Liberals Never Lie.
I tried to get an interview with Tony Abbott today, but he was busy. Then I sent a message to Hockey’s office asking if […]
Abbott’s Caveat; Caveat Emptor! (Buyer Beware!)
caveat (ˈkeɪvɪˌæt; ˈkæv-) n 1. (Law) law a formal notice requesting the court or officer to refrain from taking some specified action without giving […]
Bob Hawke is A Martian And Other Things That Are More Plausible Than The Liberals
“Now I want to emphasise my electorate of North Sydney has one of the highest bulk-billing rates in Australia and I have one of the […]
Is the Government a family or a Business?
“We can do without butter, but, despite all our love of peace, not without arms. One cannot shoot with butter, but with guns” Joseph Goebels […]
Queensland Police crack enormous bikie gang
A group of Queenslander Bikies, calling themselves the Posties, have been arrested. Queensland Police raided their Headquarters at Australia Post. A spokesman for the police […]
It’s Time For the Disabled To Stand On Their Own Two Feet!
Antisocial Services Minister, Mr Kevin Undress announced today that he had no announcement on changes to the Disability Pension but that he had several things […]
Can’t tell the difference between reality and the nightly news!
Recently, while in China, Tony Abbott praised the way that Asian countries had lifted living standards, announcing: “It’s happened because governments have allowed individuals and […]
My turn to wine
I have a brief statement: It has been brought to my attention that my evidence to the investigation into teacher corruption was incorrect. Yesterday I […]