King O’Malley And Why Women Must Be Promoted On Merit But Men Need Quotas
There’s a story about King O’Malley – spread by O”Malley himself – that he created the Waterlily Rockbound Church – the Redskin Church of the […]
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Government Shave $23 Billion Off Gross Debt Or How To Win At The Races!
Ok, I’m going to start with an allegory. A man takes $100 to the races every week and loses the lot. After a few years, […]
John Alexander Once Had Pride But Then He Joined The Liberal Party!
Ok, I guess you’ve all heard about John Alexander’s election night speech where he recalled telling a doctor who suggested that he’d be eligible for […]
Bob Hawke Is A Martian and Merry Christmas, Mr Turnbull!
The trouble with most Prime Ministers is that you have to be a psychopath in order to make it into the Lodge. Let’s not forget […]
Murdoch Won’t Benefit From Company Tax Cuts And Malcolm’s Courageous Stand On Marriage Equality!
People need to start thinking before they speak. For example, I heard someone say that the proposed company tax cuts were just to benefit Rupert […]
Separation of Church and State and of the LNP and Reality
“Separation of church and state, does not mean the inoculation of the influence of faith on the state.” Scott Morrison Which begs the question, what […]
Banks! You’re Welcome, Says Malcolm!
After rejecting a Royal Commission for years, the current PM announced one last week. While many are calling this a backflip, the Liberals themselves are […]
Sexist? Only Women Think That, So It Doesn’t Matter!
Author’s Note.. Apparently some people didn’t realise that this was satire, so I’ve been asked to add a a clarification. This is satire. I hope […]
The Charles Manson Variety Hour!
Reading the obituaries for Charlie, I can’t help but be amused at how they all present a fairly consistent message of the charismatic, cult leader […]
Cory’s Croissants or Religious Freedom In Australia!
You may not have noticed it, but one of Cory Bernardi’s motions in the Senate the other day had to do with croissants. Now, having […]
The Right And The Right Side Of History!
An optimist sees the glass as half-full; A pessimist sees the glass as half-empty. Personally, I’m more concerned about whether there’s anything left in the […]
The Next Big Thing! A Short Story by Rossleigh
This is not my usual political commentary. It’s a short story. I’m not sold on the title so if you have any better suggestions, I’d […]
Labor: Witch Hunts One Week; Protection Rackets The Next!
Remember way back on November 3rd when Labor were responsible for an un-Australian witch hunt. I know this because Malcolm’s Merry Men kept insisting that […]
The Turnbull Solution: “MPs must make a declaration that the declaration that they made wasn’t an untrue declaration!”
Some things keep happening, but unfortunately the media likes to treat everything as though it’s an event in itself and that there are no patterns […]
IPA Blasts VATE Conference For Left Wing Bias But Fails To Mention That I’m Presenting!!
Ok, VATE stands for the Victorian Association For Teaching of English and one of the keynote speakers at the conference this year is Professor Gillian […]