Abbott’s Twelve Days Of Christmas. Please go door to door and sing with gusto!

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Here’s a little carol to spread peace and good cheer!

On the first day of Christmas

Abbott gave to me

A Great big pain in the bum

On the second day of Christmas

Abbott gave to me

Too much confusion

and a Great big pain in the bum

On the third day of Christmas

Abbott gave to me :

A Three Star General

Too much confusion

and a Great big pain in the bum

On the fourth day of Christmas

Abbott gave to me :

4 unknown reasons

A Three Star General

Too much confusion

and a Great big pain in the bum

On the fifth day of Christmas

Abbott gave to me :

Slower Internet

4 unknown reasons

A Three Star General

Too much confusion

and a Great big pain in the bum

On the sixth day of Christmas

Abbott gave to me :

A higher debt ceiling

Slower Internet

4 unknown reasons

A Three Star General

Too much confusion

and a Great big pain in the bum

On the seventh day of Christmas

Abbott gave to me :

Fights with Indonesia

A higher debt ceiling

Slower Internet

4 unknown reasons

A Three Star General

Too much confusion

and a Great big pain in the bum

On the eighth day of Christmas

Abbott gave to me :

A mainly male cabinet

Fights with Indonesia

A higher debt ceiling

Slower Internet

4 unknown reasons

A Three Star General

Too much confusion

and a Great big pain in the bum

On the ninth day of Christmas

Abbott gave to me :

Lots of feisty ladies

A mainly male cabinet

Fights with Indonesia

6 Geese in Cabinet

Slower Internet

4 unknown reasons

A Three Star General

Too much confusion

and a Great big pain in the bum

On the tenth day of Christmas

Abbott gave to me :

Many poor excuses

Lots of feisty ladies

A mainly male cabinet

Fights with Indonesia

A higher debt ceiling

Slower Internet

4 unknown reasons

A Three Star General

Too much confusion

and a Great big pain in the bum

On the eleventh day of Christmas

Abbott gave to me :

Just spin and stories

Many poor excuses

Lots of feisty ladies

A mainly male cabinet

Fights with Indonesia

A higher debt ceiling

Slower Internet

4 unknown reasons

A Three Star General

Too much confusion

and a Great big pain in the bum

On the first day of Christmas

Abbott gave to me :

No Information

Just spin and stories

Many poor excuses

Lots of feisty ladies

A mainly male cabinet

Fights with Indonesia

A higher debt ceiling

Slower Internet

4 unknown reasons

A Three Star General

Too much confusion

and a Great big pain in the bum

About Rossleigh 1447 Articles
Rossleigh is a writer, director and teacher. As a writer, his plays include “The Charles Manson Variety Hour”, “Pastiche”, “Snap!”, “That’s Me In The Distance”, “48 Hours (without Eddie Murphy)”, and “A King of Infinite Space”. His acting credits include “Pinor Noir Noir” for “Short and Sweet” and carrying the coffin in “The Slap”. His ten minutes play, “Y” won the 2013 Crash Test Drama Final.

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