Kim Beazley elected Chair of Australian War Memorial…

Australian War Memorial Media Release The Honourable Kim Beazley AC has been appointed…

Gallic Rebuke: France and the US Rules-based Order

Gérard Araud was not mincing his words. As France’s former ambassador to…

Floods of Challenges: The Victorian Election Saga of…

By Denis Bright Victorians rejected the instability of minority government in favour of…

Julian Assange and Albanese’s Intervention

The unflinching US effort to extradite and prosecute Julian Assange for 18…

Virtual tourists can now teleport back 600 million…

University of South Australia Media Release Fancy donning a VR headset and taking…

The Right is toxic: what next for conservatives?

The international right is cynical and dangerous. It is crucial we look…

To be truthful, "sorry" is a word so…

When you think there isn't much to write about in politics, the…

Mangroves: environmental guardians of our coastline

University of South Australia Media Release They are the salt-tolerant shrubs that thrive…

«
»
Facebook

Abbott’s Twelve Days Of Christmas. Please go door to door and sing with gusto!

Here’s a little carol to spread peace and good cheer!

On the first day of Christmas

Abbott gave to me

A Great big pain in the bum

On the second day of Christmas

Abbott gave to me

Too much confusion

and a Great big pain in the bum

On the third day of Christmas

Abbott gave to me :

A Three Star General

Too much confusion

and a Great big pain in the bum

On the fourth day of Christmas

Abbott gave to me :

4 unknown reasons

A Three Star General

Too much confusion

and a Great big pain in the bum

On the fifth day of Christmas

Abbott gave to me :

Slower Internet

4 unknown reasons

A Three Star General

Too much confusion

and a Great big pain in the bum

On the sixth day of Christmas

Abbott gave to me :

A higher debt ceiling

Slower Internet

4 unknown reasons

A Three Star General

Too much confusion

and a Great big pain in the bum

On the seventh day of Christmas

Abbott gave to me :

Fights with Indonesia

A higher debt ceiling

Slower Internet

4 unknown reasons

A Three Star General

Too much confusion

and a Great big pain in the bum

On the eighth day of Christmas

Abbott gave to me :

A mainly male cabinet

Fights with Indonesia

A higher debt ceiling

Slower Internet

4 unknown reasons

A Three Star General

Too much confusion

and a Great big pain in the bum

On the ninth day of Christmas

Abbott gave to me :

Lots of feisty ladies

A mainly male cabinet

Fights with Indonesia

6 Geese in Cabinet

Slower Internet

4 unknown reasons

A Three Star General

Too much confusion

and a Great big pain in the bum

On the tenth day of Christmas

Abbott gave to me :

Many poor excuses

Lots of feisty ladies

A mainly male cabinet

Fights with Indonesia

A higher debt ceiling

Slower Internet

4 unknown reasons

A Three Star General

Too much confusion

and a Great big pain in the bum

On the eleventh day of Christmas

Abbott gave to me :

Just spin and stories

Many poor excuses

Lots of feisty ladies

A mainly male cabinet

Fights with Indonesia

A higher debt ceiling

Slower Internet

4 unknown reasons

A Three Star General

Too much confusion

and a Great big pain in the bum

On the first day of Christmas

Abbott gave to me :

No Information

Just spin and stories

Many poor excuses

Lots of feisty ladies

A mainly male cabinet

Fights with Indonesia

A higher debt ceiling

Slower Internet

4 unknown reasons

A Three Star General

Too much confusion

and a Great big pain in the bum

 186 total views,  10 views today

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

The maximum upload file size: 2 MB. You can upload: image, audio, video, document, spreadsheet, interactive, text, archive, code, other. Links to YouTube, Facebook, Twitter and other services inserted in the comment text will be automatically embedded. Drop file here

Return to home page
%d bloggers like this: