Abbott’s Twelve Days Of Christmas. Please go door to door and sing with gusto!
Here’s a little carol to spread peace and good cheer!
On the first day of Christmas
Abbott gave to me
A Great big pain in the bum
On the second day of Christmas
Abbott gave to me
Too much confusion
and a Great big pain in the bum
On the third day of Christmas
Abbott gave to me :
A Three Star General
Too much confusion
and a Great big pain in the bum
On the fourth day of Christmas
Abbott gave to me :
4 unknown reasons
A Three Star General
Too much confusion
and a Great big pain in the bum
On the fifth day of Christmas
Abbott gave to me :
Slower Internet
4 unknown reasons
A Three Star General
Too much confusion
and a Great big pain in the bum
On the sixth day of Christmas
Abbott gave to me :
A higher debt ceiling
Slower Internet
4 unknown reasons
A Three Star General
Too much confusion
and a Great big pain in the bum
On the seventh day of Christmas
Abbott gave to me :
Fights with Indonesia
A higher debt ceiling
Slower Internet
4 unknown reasons
A Three Star General
Too much confusion
and a Great big pain in the bum
On the eighth day of Christmas
Abbott gave to me :
A mainly male cabinet
Fights with Indonesia
A higher debt ceiling
Slower Internet
4 unknown reasons
A Three Star General
Too much confusion
and a Great big pain in the bum
On the ninth day of Christmas
Abbott gave to me :
Lots of feisty ladies
A mainly male cabinet
Fights with Indonesia
6 Geese in Cabinet
Slower Internet
4 unknown reasons
A Three Star General
Too much confusion
and a Great big pain in the bum
On the tenth day of Christmas
Abbott gave to me :
Many poor excuses
Lots of feisty ladies
A mainly male cabinet
Fights with Indonesia
A higher debt ceiling
Slower Internet
4 unknown reasons
A Three Star General
Too much confusion
and a Great big pain in the bum
On the eleventh day of Christmas
Abbott gave to me :
Just spin and stories
Many poor excuses
Lots of feisty ladies
A mainly male cabinet
Fights with Indonesia
A higher debt ceiling
Slower Internet
4 unknown reasons
A Three Star General
Too much confusion
and a Great big pain in the bum
On the first day of Christmas
Abbott gave to me :
No Information
Just spin and stories
Many poor excuses
Lots of feisty ladies
A mainly male cabinet
Fights with Indonesia
A higher debt ceiling
Slower Internet
4 unknown reasons
A Three Star General
Too much confusion
and a Great big pain in the bum