Roll Up, Roll Up, Rolex Robert Rides Again!
Unlike Ian Macfarlane who feels that he’s just wasted on the backbench … Mm, perhaps I should rephrase that as it may be a little […]
Articles by Rossleigh
The Amazing Tim Wilson And What He Does With One Hand!
Some of you have undoubtedly seen the glowing press release from our Attorney-General, Always Right. Whoops, I seem to having some trouble with autocorrect because every time […]
Unemployment To Reach 50%? Let’s Talk About Sex Rather Than Opportunity.
The Guardian had a rather interesting article, “Would You Bet Against Sex Robots. AI could leave half of the world unemployed.” Interestingly, the part of […]
“Australians All Let Us Ring Joyce, For He Is Deputy!”
Ancient Chinese curse: May you live in interesting times! Barnaby Joyce, our Deputy PM, eh? Well, it just goes to show that if you have […]
Mansplain That, You Matronising Bitch!
Ah, I guess you’ve heard Mitch Fifield lost it today … Over the term “mansplaining”. Now, mansplaining. That’s a combination of “man” and “explain” and “ing” […]
Greg Hunt, Phil Ruddock And Now I Know What’s Wrong With The World!
Ok, it’s not a joke. I’ve checked. First we hear that Phil Ruddock is to be made Special Envoy For Human Rights. I did think […]
When You Put Everything On The Table Something’s Bound To Get Unstable!
A while back I heard an interview with the then Immigration Minister, Scott Morrison, where the phrase “sugar on the table” was clearly something his […]
If We Apply The “Off-shore Detention Stops The Drownings” Logic To Other Areas…
Earlier today I was reading “Stasiland” by Anna Funder and the absurdity of our politicians hit me harder than usual. I use the word absurdity […]
Adani And What You Tell Your Mistress!
Aloysuis says to his lover that he intends to leave his wife and move to Queensland, but it’s just a little inconvenient now because well, […]
Adani Puts Mine On Hold! (With update!)
Adani has put the Galilee mine on hold until coal prices recover. According to Axis Capital, the project is dormant and no expenditure is expected […]
Malcolm Turnbull – Would You Buy A Used Government From This Man?
In the 1960 US presidential elections the Kennedy camp used a photo of Nixon with the caption, “Would YOU buy a used car from this […]
Respecting Those Who Tell It Like It Isn’t!
So our Immigration Minister, Peter Mutton, is considering denying a visa to Daryush “Roosh” Valizadeh and planning to send some babies to Nauru or Manus. Excellent, […]
A Double Dissolution – The Non-talking Point!
Ok, so let me see if I’ve got this right. Turnbull is threatening to call a double dissolution if Labor and The Greens don’t pass […]
Poor Tony Abbott, Gonski And Framing Your Way To Government!
An interesting bit of framing occured with Dr Michael Jensen’s article about religious freedom. According to Dr Jensen, the rector at St Mark’s Anglican Church in Darling […]
Malcolm Turnbull And The Ballad Of The Flat Earth Rapper
Ok, B.o.B makes a lot of sense. He’s the rapper insisting that the earth is flat. B.o.B, real name Bobby Ray Simmons, started Tweeting photos which […]