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Why Climate Change Is Not A Problem!

A lot of people don’t seem to be able to distinguish between weather and climate. The climate is what happens over the long term, whereas weather is short term event. A reasonable comparison would be to consider a tennis player such as Coco Gauff. While she’s currently ranked number 3 in the world, there’s no certainty that she’ll win any individual match. However, it would be reasonable to predict that she will win several matches in the next six months and if she were to lose all of them, you’d have to say that there’s been a significant change in her form. In terms of this analogy, her ranking is like the climate while her performance on any given day is like the weather…

Of course, tennis players do find that their “climate” changes over the course of their sporting lifetime, so the analogy only works in a really limited way so if Ms Gauff doesn’t win anything in the next few months you’d have to say that the climate has changed and that it’s no longer a case of weather/whether she wins or not… which is rather like the way that certain politicians look at climate change.

Anyway, I’ve discovered that climate change isn’t really likely to be a problem, because the real problem with climate change is what it does to the weather and, after years of reading how mankind is too insignificant to affect the climate, I’ve recently learned that we can, amazingly, control the weather.

Yes, a number of people have been posting on social media that the recent storms, such as Cyclone Jasper, were much stronger owing to an alliance between the Bureau of Meteorology and the CSIRO to push the climate action agenda by making these storms worse. Of course, I can’t see it because I’ve been vaccinated, but nonetheless, now that it’s been pointed out to me, I’m happy to surrender any plans I had to get an EV and to buy a Hi-Lux before the legislation that the Albanese government snuck through before Christmas takes away my right to pollute the atmosphere with noxious emissions…

Yes, it does seem strange to me that – after years of telling us that none of our actions could possibly affect the climate – I now find that we have the power to control the weather but I guess that’s probably just my inability to think clearly owing to all those Covid vaccinations which have changed my genetic makeup in ways that I don’t understand owing to my inability to think clearly…

And yes, it does seem strange that Ralph Puppet of the UAP is outraged that the government should bring our noxious emissions into line with the EU because it’s our god-given, 42nd Amendment right to breath in fumes that are definitely no health concern at all even if the legislation refers to noxious emissions because who is to say what is noxious?

But hey, lots of things seem strange to me. As I’ve often said, it’s reasonable not believe everything that the politicians and media tell you, but that doesn’t mean that you can’t believe anything that they tell you. For example, when we’re told that Barnaby’s time as a drought envoy cost over $625,000 we can believe it, but if Scott Morrison were to tell us that it was great value for money because of what it saved by keeping Barnaby away from the bar at Parliament House, then we should be sceptical… Note, sceptical, not dismissing the statement out of hand if He of The Many Ministries said it.

I’ve often thought that some people like to believe in conspiracy theories because they’re strangely reassuring. The idea that there’s a group of people with a secret plan controlling things is far more reassuring than this idea that it’s all as random and chaotic as it appears. Ok, they may be evil and self-serving but it’s less of a worry than the idea that people like Joe and George W and Donald and Boris and Scotty and Barnaby and Liz Truss and Vladimir and Benny and Tony and others are really in charge of things. I mean, it’s scary that Peter Dutton was once in charge of Border Force but it’s even scarier that he is the best person that the Liberals have to lead them in Opposition.

Without a shadowy cabal of people both clever enough to take charge of the world – as well as being clever enough to hide it – then this world is a dangerous place and if you know anything about quantum physics, you’d know that the whole thing could just disappear at any moment… ok, just to be clear when I say, “clever enough to hide it”, I mean from anyone who doesn’t actually go on the internet and find out that it was all exposed by the published minutes of some body or other like the UN… Sort of like that moon landing which was shot in Walt Disney’s backyard in Technicolour as a way of marketing something like Annette Funicello or Uncle Jimmy…

Mm, there’s a whole lot of stuff there that needs unpicking for anyone who used to watch the Mickey Mouse Club

Anyway, I don’t know how we can insure for flood damage when water is a natural thing – like carbon dioxide – and it’s necessary for plant growth – like carbon dioxide – and you can never have too much of a good thing so how can too much carbon dioxide be bad for anyone? It’s like suggesting that noxious emissions are noxious…

Maybe the conspiracy theorists have something going for them, after all!

Mind you, when the nurse asked me whether I’d watched “The Matrix” and when I said that I’ve never understood why we had to learn to multiply matrices in school, she asked if I wanted the blue injection or the red one. Then I asked her if anyone can tell the difference after they’ve agreed to their particular injection of choice…

 

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  1. uncletimrob

    I find it very interesting that the people who believe that climate change is not/will not be an issue, are often the same ones who believe that:
    – 5G mobile phone frequencies are dangerous
    – the earth may be (or is) flat
    – contrails are actually chemtrails to alter our thinking and make us into government drones
    – the theory of evolution is a scam
    – we never went to the moon
    – Covid was a con, invented by the Chinese to take over the world, then used by drug companies to make $billions
    – childhood vaccinations are there to alter the brains of their little darlings
    – certain “crystals” will protect them from dangerous RF
    -etc. etc.

    Oh well, I’ll just go back to my beer in my ham radio shack, surrounded by dangerous RF while Listen to the ISS passing over, and think about when I need my next covid/RSV/shingles vacc.

  2. frances

    What a treat is your wry perspective Rossleigh.

    For some time it’s fascinated and intrigued me how conspiratorial logic can maintain its cognitive dissonances, internal contradictions, and delusions long enough for such mighty concoctions to get built!

    Fills the faith gap I guess, with conspiracy theories and religion occasionally colluding en route to end times…

    Notes from Woketopia | James Macpherson

  3. wam

    Love your heading Rossleigh,
    I have long used the concept of the words ‘climate change’ not evoking a worry to deniers..
    Usually arguing the binary strand approach that humans live in almost every climate on earth and are contemplating living on other planets then pointing out greenhouse gases are likely to have a dangerous greenhouse effect leading to a discussion on global warming. The loonies, however, capitalise on the climate/weather mixers, especially in Southern Qld. Making plenty of cash and a seat or two. ps UTR My family are separated by 23° Latitude with climates Csa and Aw. Perhaps you can tell my family what these classifications are going to become with climate change and whether we will be able to live, in our present locations??

  4. Andrew Smith

    One finds lax and selfish attitudes in Australia on climate science are formed by mainstream media which mostly chooses to ignore climate science.

    As opposed to encouraging people trusting gut instincts, beliefs and god by those who claim climate & Covid science are crap, to run protection for fossil fuels and climate science denial e.g. focus on weather events but ignore long term trends (ditto immigration, house prices etc.).

    There’s no coincidence that fossil fuel Koch Network and media etc. enablers were behind global ‘freedom rallies’ to discourage science, regulation and centrist or democratic governance.

    See DeSmog: ‘How the UK’s Climate Science Deniers Turned Their Attention to COVID-19. The coronavirus crisis quickly divided the population between those putting their trust in public health experts and others quick to question the science.’

    https://www.desmog.com/2020/08/10/how-uk-climate-science-deniers-turned-their-attention-coronavirus-covid-19/

  5. New England Cocky

    Rossleigh ….. we have long recognised and enjoyed your wonderfully strange logic that questions the political reality. However, I must protest the Beetrooter, the adulterous, alcoholic, misogynist representative of the NOtional$ in New England, was ever ”great value for money”.
    .
    As an NZ borne person he was ineligible to nominate for Parliament on the Queensland Senate ticket, and was imposed upon New England because the NOtional$ representative in Maranoa wanted to protect his electorate by passing it to another. So he went home to Danglemah, near Tamworth NSW with his tail between his knees, until Tony Windsor (Independent) was retired from politics by his family on health advice.
    .
    The Kiwi bye-election showed the usual unsavoury NOtional$ campaign led by a former party leader as Campaign Manager. The worst kept secret of his adultery and first denial of parentage did not distract Tamworth ladies from allowing their husbands to vote for a 19th century future, but that is rusted-on regional politics where surviving on seriously pot-holed gravel roads provides excellent markets for 4WD off road vehicles to do the 50 km run down to the corner shop for the morning paper & milk.
    .
    Throughout this NSW phase of his career Beetrooter has held one, then two ”grazing properties” in the Pilliga Scrub about next door to the huge SANTOS CSG field likely to permanently pollute the Great Artesian Basin with the first drilling break through of the protective stone cap. He undertook to dispose of these properties back in 2013 due to possible conflict of interest, but they remain unchanged.
    .
    Funny how a carrying capacity of about one sheep per ten acres constitutes ”grazing”. A city political sceptic may conclude that information about CSG deposits believed under the ”grazing land” may explain these actions. Now was his Campaign Manager once the owner of Eastern Star Gas, a CSG corporation with interests in NW NSW?
    .

  6. Terence Mills

    It all depends on the context, innit ?

    Have you noticed that when trees come down in a storm, they invariably fall on EV’s ?

    Think about that in the global context.

    It’s like the President of Harvard when asked by Representative Elise Stefanik (Republican of New York) whether “calling for the genocide of Jews” violated “Harvard’s rules of bullying and harassment.” Dr. Gay replied that it might, “depending on the context.”

    And then you have Alex de Minaur beating Novak Djokovic which wasn’t forecasted by the BOM – surely that warrants a Royal Commission.

  7. Stephengb

    Rossliegh

    Sir, that has to be among the very best!

  8. Canguro

    Ralph Puppet of the UAP is an – umm – ‘interesting’ person, a seeming mixture of contradictions struggling to find coherence. Perhaps it’s these types of tortured souls who are drawn to the weird and whacky side of life; preferring to dwell amid the asymptotic regions where they find their comfort blankets among like-minded persons. and by so doing, gaining licence to spout the most ridiculous utterances on matters otherwise clearly defined by science and rigour. But then, he’s a real-estate salesman, a member of that fine profession dedicated to spin and self-enrichment, so it’s hardly a surprise.

  9. frances

    My apologies for the wokebomb Wam!
    frances

  10. andyfiftysix

    After another dose of Tony Seba, i have a lot of optimism that we will slow down the CO2 emissions.

    have a gander at this

    It will happen DESPITE our stupid indifference.

    Uncletimrob, I have to laugh. 5g was supposed to be a brainwashing technology…….the reality is mobiles use microwaves so it makes sense to minimise its use near your head. Long term nobody knows how its going to affect us. Funny how the nut jobs dont seem to care one bit….hahahahaha

  11. Canguro

    andyfiftysix, great video, thanks for posting.

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