Mm, I seem to remember some journalist said something like this:
“In the current environment, it’s better to be first than right!”
Mind you I can’t remember who said it, so I’ve put the quotation marks around it just to sound more authentic.
So take it from me, according to sauces, Tony Abbott is done. And we should apply those sauces and put him on the barbecue. After witch, whoops, these homonyms can be confusing…
After which, we could eat him like some crowd did to some Dutch PM in days gone by.
I know this, because it was a meme on the Internet.
But moving on…
I know that Tony is done because he made a fatal mistake in his press conference today.
He said:
“… growth and jobs or jobs and growth…”
Now when your script is only three words long and you can’t remember the order then you’re finished as an actor. And one thing that our PM has always assured us it that he’s a man who acts.
Not very well, admittedly, but an actor, nonetheless.
Back in his salad days, he gave us wonderful performances in the “ironclad guarantee” while Health Minister, only to tell us after the election that he has no control over decisions so it couldn’t be considered a “broken promise”
2013 left the electorate clammering for more…
Who can forget his:
“Nope, nope, nope!”
And now, sadly, he’s gone. Well, sadly for him.
All right, some of you think that I’m a little premature, but as I said at the start:
“In the current environment, it’s better to be first than right!”
Although, as our soon to be ex-PM said, shouldn’t put the environment ahead of jobs and the economy.
Ah, who needs an environment when we’ve got a job.
Jobs and growth
Growth and jobs
Entitlements need to be reviewed.
But why because I’m sure we were assured that “The Age of Entitlement is over”
Jobs and growth
Growth and jobs.
The Liberals’ Motto: “Three Word Slogans”!
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