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Cost and Indulgence: Gloating over New Year’s Celebrations

The gloating over the forthcoming New Year celebrations has already commenced. The first big city to feature on the roundups in each news segment as the year is ushered in tends to be Sydney, self-proclaimed global city in the antipodes, ever keen to rub its vulgar confidence into the noses of rival Melbourne. And, for that matter, every other city since costly fireworks and light displays matter in the image table.

In the time zones where the new year festivities feature with clockwork regularity, Sydney is the first flash, the initiator of the world into another fairly meaningless measurement known as a year, humanity’s effort to combat all swallowing eternity. Organisers are interviewed confident that the display will be the “greatest ever”. 

The problem with such an absolutist catch-all cliché as “greatest ever” is that it surely cannot happen each year. This improbability hardly bothers those behind putting together the event, whose job prescription eschews originality. The Sydney NYE committee, organisers and propagandists, find it entirely feasible that each event is surely greater than the other, and spread this gospel through media outlets without irony. Such optimism, such naked advertising! 

This, after all, is an occasion to forget the year that was, to forget woe, crimes against humanity and barrel scraping politicians, appalling decisions and missteps and perhaps most importantly, forget the scruples about the environment and the heating planet.

Everything touching on these celebrations resembles self-promotion at its most cringe worthy, so much so it deserves the tag of grotesque. Even newspapers join the ride, casting aside editorial judgment in favour of back slapping confidence. “After a year that many were happy to leave behind,” went the Sydney Morning Herald at the start of 2017, “an estimated 1.5 million people packed the foreshore on Saturday for a double bill of fireworks climaxing with the world famous midnight pyrotechnics extravaganza.” These lines are already being copied to be re-run on the first day of 2018.

That account was more overawed than shocked at the sheer profligacy on display. The Roman Emperors equated displays of extravagance with the worthiness of power. The modern city bureaucrat equates firework displays with the desperate need to have a mention in every significant news outlet in the world. There were seven tonnes of fireworks used at the Sydney Harbour bridge show the last time, including 12,000 shells, 25,000 shooting comets and some 100,000 or so individual pyrotechnic effects.  Millions had been expended ($7 million in one count).

These are not costs all are oblivious to. Even some of the blinded can attain a glimmer of sight.  In 2015, a glummer assessment from the Australian Financial Review noted that the Sydney Harbour fireworks display would “cost ratepayers more than $900,000 – or $45,000 per minute – this year, up 40 per cent on the cost five years ago.” 

The hefty $45,000 figure was arrived at after considering the initial “kids’ fireworks” component at 9 pm (children of all ages need convincing) lasting eight minutes, with the midnight extravaganza for the older ones going for a longer 12 exorbitant minutes.

Behind every bread and circus act is a political figure wanting to sooth and pacify, if for not for any other reason that old fashion tried bribery. Even before the concept of the ballot was invented, the approval of one’s rulers has been sought at intervals, if for nothing else than keeping citizens (or subjects) orderly and satisfied. 

While Australians are known for occasional attacks of puritanical wowserism (the country’s head scratching drinking laws, its classifications scheme for film and television count as notable examples) no one wants to be accused of being an anti-fireworks warrior on the city council. 

The AFR documented the response of a City of Sydney spokesperson, who claimed that the fireworks on the New Year’s Eve was “money well spent”. Going back to August, not a single councillor was willing to demur to expanding the budget for fireworks. There would be an influx of spectators; money would be spent, or thrown about, revenue generated for the city’s coffers. Other enterprises would also benefit: extortionate room costs from ideal vantage points, inflated prices for share-rides.

Not all are convinced by this bounty. In 2015, Lisa Nicholls petitioned the Australian prime minister, Malcolm Turnbull, to “donate Australia’s New Year’s Eve fireworks money to our struggling farmers”. Far from the metropolitan centre of celebratory Sydney were those “who put food on your table and clothes on your back”. They risked “losing everything” after another year of crippling drought. 

“How can we sit back on New Year’s Eve,” urged the petition, “and watch millions of dollars literally go up in smoke for a few minutes of our viewing pleasure when this money could do so much towards helping these farmers, the backbone of our country, to fight another day?” At its close, the measure had received 33,704 supporters. Ah, those unsatisfied spoilsports and irascible party poopers.

Such shows of indulgence must come with warnings of care. This has been a year of the spectacular mowing down incident, the murderous vehicle assault, the endangered tourist. Urban terrorism is alive and well, as are the placebo reassurances of the police. It’s all to do with bollards, come the officials. But this is a show for which no cost will be spared. The punters will be out. The pyrotechnics shall go on. Most of all, the City councillors will be happy. 


12 comments

  1. John Richardson

    How could anyone feign disgust or bewilderment at the profligacy of a $7M fireworks display after we sat back & congratulated ourselves on our magnificence after our politicians spent $100M on a plebiscite on marriage equality.
    The more bread & circuses that we treat ourselves to, the easier it is to measure our decline as a nation on the road to serfdom.

  2. David Stakes

    Well said John.

  3. Jack Russell

    Agreed, wholeheartedly.

    A few crackers will make us forget, or even forgive, yair?

    NO!

  4. Melissa Baker

    As someone who lives in rural Australia every year I lament the millions spent on this ridiculous display! Give money to our farmers or, in the case of our local council fix the damn levy (they this year are spending a fortune on fireworks over the blue/green algae ridden ‘lake’. Read the room people!

  5. Jon Chesterson

    The truth is rarely popular, which is why democracy is vulnerable to hijack and becomes a lie. I have felt this way about Sydney NSW’s self indulgent roman candle cliche for years, hence this satirical poem written six years ago to go with this article, ‘For My Fair Lady’ by Barddylbach https://allpoetry.com/poem/9247513-For-My-Fair-Lady-by-Barddylbach

  6. Barry Thompson.

    It is bloody disgraceful to spend $7million on a fireworks display whilst people in this country are sleeping on the streets.

  7. Freethinker

    Barry, if a politician stop that and re-direct that money to hospitals or the homeless he will be removed for office.
    The mentality is “I am Ok, bugger you Jack” and is not the politicians fault it is what the electorate demand.

  8. Harquebus

    A good article and I agree with it. A small example of a much larger ‘bread and circuses’ attitude adopted by governments at all levels.
    My local council wants to spend millions on another sporting complex and the local rag has stated that it has overwhelming community support. I shook my head in disbelief at this plan and I am doubtful of the claim of support.

  9. Michael Taylor

    Harquebus, sit down for this …

    I agree with you. 😳

    At our last local elections I’d say that 90% of the candidates “promised” to build more sporting complexes. Gawd, how many sporting complexes do a population of 40,000 need? There’d be one on every street if they all got there way.

    One candidate came to our place. I wasn’t interested in talking to him (he was an idiot) but Carol – being a former shire councillor in another land long, long ago – had a few questions for him.

    What amenities do you want provided? What do you propose for better water harvesting in the area? Do you want more parklands? What do you think needs to be done about all that water flow-off from such and such a dam?

    He sat there like a stunned mullet.

    He didn’t even know what an amenity is (he admitted it). But he did promise 8,000 new sporting complexes.

    Fortunately he wasn’t elected.

  10. johno

    This spending folly shows how our egos are well in control.

  11. king1394

    Banning the private use of fire crackers has directly led to the growth of the pyrotechnic display. Not only New Year’s Eve in Sydney but at almost any large community event, the professionals, or at least, responsible people from the fire brigade, are allowed to set off fireworks for the rest of us to admire: country shows commonly have expensive fireworks and our local Carols by Candlelight had a display. Often people stay longer (and spend more) as they will wait for the fireworks.

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