Two dialogues by Rossleigh
“Good morning, I’m here to inspect your house.” “What! I didn’t ask for any inspection.” “There’s been a complaint from someone that when they knocked […]
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“When I hear the word culture, I reach for my pun … “
From the Sydney Morning Herald: “… opposition education spokesman Christopher Pyne appeared to re-open the so-called ”history wars” which raged during the Howard years, by […]
Going, Going … Gonski!
INTERVIEWER Tonight, we’ll be talking to the Opposition Education Spokesman, Mr Christopher Whine. Good evening, Mr Whine. MR WHINE Good evening. INTERVIEWER So, is the […]
Labor must stop living in the past and govern decisively like it used to, declares ex-Minister
Ex-minister, Simon Crean, announced today that Labor was failing to get its message across, because of a lack of focus on the main issues. “Instead […]
NBN – The exciting potential of copper
Interviewer – Good morning, on today’s show we have a spokesman for the Liberal Party, Mr Bull, explaining their just released national broadband (NBN) policy. […]
Voldemort … he who must not be named!
Dear Rupert, Some idiot lefty referred to you today as “Voldemort”. They clearly didn’t understand that the whole Harry Potter books were created by a […]
I’ll be unemployable if I don’t support Tony
OK, for those of you who’ve read my previous blogs, where I’ve clearly been somewhat tongue-in-cheek, I’d say that there comes a time to speak […]
Stop pandering to minority groups!
Far too many minority groups are being given special privileges! I suspect it may be because of these special allowances that we now have one […]
Dealing with Liberals and trolls – a “how to” guide
Some Christians knocked on my door early this morning, even though there is “Do Not Knock” sign clearly displayed. Now I subscribe to the philosophy […]
A trustworthy source just sent this …
A trustworthy source just gave this to me, claiming that Tony has already written his acceptance speech. No, I don’t have to tell you the […]
What I’m told by the Canberra Press Gallery
Recently the Canberra press gallery has attracted some criticism for reporting stories which consist of nothing but quotes from unnamed sources. But surely the events […]
Breaking news – someone said something to someone
In breaking news, it’s been revealed that privately Julia Gillard is backing Kevin Rudd. An unnamed source today claimed that a New Limited reporter had […]
“See this front page story on Labor’s leadership tensions?”
“See this front page story on Labor’s leadership tensions?” “Yep!” “Well, I heard from a guy down at the pub that his brother-in-law knows somebody […]
Liberal Party “Real” Solutions
Interviewer – Good morning, on today’s show we have a representative from the Liberal Party who promises to reveal his name closer to the election, […]