“16 The Lord said to Moses, 17 “Say to Aaron: ‘For the generations to come none of your descendants who has a defect may come near to offer the food of his God. 18 No man who has any defect may come near: no man who is blind or lame, disfigured or deformed;19 no man with a crippled foot or hand, 20 or who is a hunchback or a dwarf, or who has any eye defect, or who has festering or running sores or damaged testicles. 21 No descendant of Aaron the priest who has any defect is to come near to present the food offerings to the Lord.”
Leviticus
Now, I have no idea about the condition of Abbott’s testicles. Or anyone else’s (apart from my own) for that matter. Neither do I much care. I just went too far with the bold thingy!
But clearly, one can’t be in charge of communion with an eye defect. That must be why Abbott left the priesthood.
Ok, he’s hidden it for years. Look at this photo pre-election:
I haven’t been able to find a single photo of him pre-election wearing glasses, but come post election, look:
Wait, those glasses look familiar. Let’s take a close look.
Mm, don’t they resemble Mr Howard’s glasses?
Yep, he’s gone and got himself a pair just like John’s to make himself more prime ministerial…
I need to check this out on Google…
Let’s see, images,
images,
images.
More images and they lead me to one inescapable conclusion now that I’ve found image after image of Mr Howard post election and it’s pretty clear what’s happened:
Mm, after an extensive investigation, I’ve discovered that in all the recent photos of Howard he has no glasses. There’s only one logical conclusion:
Tony Abbott has stolen Mr Howard’s glasses!!
I was wrong about his poor eyesight being the reason he left the priesthood. A real man like him would have perfect vision, he’s just wearing the glasses so that people mistake him for Howard.
You wait – next he’ll be shaving his head and dying it grey!
P.S. Did anyone else notice any photos of Mr Abbott in South Australia apart from the three on his Facebook page, including this one of a Firefighter trying to escape?
Oh well, I guess he was in a hurry to meet his commitment at the cricket just a couple of hours later and more than thirty two minutes was far too long to spend in the Adelaide Hills.
