ProMo tells us, with an earnest look on his face as he flies around the country visiting Liberal Party donors, that he is “listening, hearing and doing”.
Great slogan. Pity about the product.
Scott doesn’t want children speaking up about climate change. They should be in school receiving direct instruction about how great Western civilisation is. They shouldn’t be playing at being leaders when the adults have that job in hand, no double meaning intended.
Kids missing a day of school will send them to the dole queue says Matt Canavan, who, along with the PM, will attend parliament for 10 days in the next 8 months, presuming he doesn’t have a more pressing engagement like opening up a new Fox studio somewhere.
Scott would also prefer the women speaking up about bullying in the Liberal Party and parliament more broadly to shut up. They have “processes” in place and it wasn’t them anyway – it was the administrative people.
And anyone who says that children on Nauru are being mistreated is a downright liar who is only saying it for political reasons or else they would be blaming Labor, not them. Take that Gillian Triggs, Save Our Children, AMA, UN, Amnesty International, Refugee Council, ABC, Guardian, Father Rod, and all you other bleeding hearts!
For those of you who thought we would listen to the recommendations in the Uluru Statement from the Heart, come on – seriously now. We have already got more than enough recommendations on how to close the gap on Indigenous disadvantage to fill a library. We sure don’t need a Voice to tell us how to govern you!
As for the job-destroying greenies illegally using lawfare to protect the environment through the courts, unless they live where the mine is going to be built, they can just mind their own business. Any World Heritage official wanting to visit the Reef, please ring early so we can take you to a resort near a bit that is still alive provided you promise not to look elsewhere and say bad things about the dead bits.
What the Business Council of Australia don’t seem to understand is that the best form of welfare is a job, so when they say Newstart is too low to allow people to look for employment, they are forgetting we have created so many jobs, albeit 68,000 less than Labor did when they were in office.
Unions are full of criminals and thugs who shouldn’t be able to donate their directors’ fees for managing their members’ superannuation to campaigns to improve their members’ workplace conditions. It’s unfair to the banks and to the Liberal Party.
When our intelligence agencies and police, and our Muslim and African leaders, say that marginalising youth and casting suspicion on whole communities is aiding radicalisation, they seem to forget that a few individuals have harmed people. Christian white people never commit crimes. Especially our brave men in uniform and don’t you say otherwise ABC!
To the minority of farmers who have drunk the climate change kool aid, we present a bevy of people with drought in their title to show we really are getting on with the job of visiting as many country pubs as the photographers can stand.
The Longman, Wentworth, Wagga, and Victorian elections weren’t in any way influenced by Federal issues and anyway, they aren’t representative of what the real people on 2GB think.
But rest assured everyone, we hear you and [look directly into camera lens and point] we are on your side.