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A Short Message From The Liberal Party…

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Good evening,

In this upcoming election, which is all about jobs and growth, you have a clear choice. You can vote for a party which has a clear plan and a clear slogan, or you can destroy the country by voting for the Labor Party.

We have a clear plan and it’s clear that we’re not the Labor Party and that’s the reason that you should vote for us. Labor ran up an enormous deficit and we’ve managed to get that deficit under control. Various people have tried to suggest that we’ve tripled the deficit since coming to power but this is incorrect and we’d like to refute it by pointing out that it can’t possibly be true because it’s just not the sort of thing that we’d do. It’s the sort of thing that the Labor Party would do. And we’re not the Labor Party because we believe in jobs and growth and even though people have started sending it up, it won’t stop us saying jobs and growth at least four hundred times before the election because that’s what we are.

Not only do we have a clear plan but we also have a popular leader in Malcolm Turnbull. Malcolm has many admirable qualities. For a start, he’s not a member of the Labor Party, but more importantly, he’s not Tony Abbott. So there’s two reasons to vote for us.

However, if jobs and growth aren’t enough then let us just point out that we also stopped the boats and that if you vote Labor then that’ll be a clear signal that our borders are open and you’ll have illiterate people stealing your jobs because that’s the sort of worker our friends in business want – people who don’t cause a lot of trouble by reading about their entitlements.

Just remember on polling day, we’re not the Labor Party, Malcolm’s not Tony and we’re the ones with a positive plan for re-election and that Labor will send you broke by spending your taxes on health and education instead of using it to give $50 billion in company tax cuts, so a vote for us and you’ll get the same sort of boost to the economy that we promised when we cut the carbon tax and the mining tax.

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