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Abbott’s Twelve Days Of Christmas. Please go door to door and sing with gusto!

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Here’s a little carol to spread peace and good cheer!

On the first day of Christmas

Abbott gave to me

A Great big pain in the bum

 

On the second day of Christmas

Abbott gave to me 

Too much confusion

and a Great big pain in the bum

 

On the third day of Christmas

Abbott gave to me :

A Three Star General

Too much confusion

and a Great big pain in the bum

 

On the fourth day of Christmas

Abbott gave to me :

4 unknown reasons

A Three Star General

Too much confusion

and a Great big pain in the bum

 

On the fifth day of Christmas

Abbott gave to me :

Slower Internet

4 unknown reasons

A Three Star General

Too much confusion

and a Great big pain in the bum

 

On the sixth day of Christmas

Abbott gave to me :

A higher debt ceiling

Slower Internet

4 unknown reasons

A Three Star General

Too much confusion

and a Great big pain in the bum

 

On the seventh day of Christmas

Abbott gave to me :

Fights with Indonesia

A higher debt ceiling

Slower Internet

4 unknown reasons

A Three Star General

Too much confusion

and a Great big pain in the bum

 

On the eighth day of Christmas

Abbott gave to me :

A mainly male cabinet

Fights with Indonesia

A higher debt ceiling

Slower Internet

4 unknown reasons

A Three Star General

Too much confusion

and a Great big pain in the bum

 

On the ninth day of Christmas

Abbott gave to me :

Lots of feisty ladies

A mainly male cabinet

Fights with Indonesia

6 Geese in Cabinet

Slower Internet

4 unknown reasons

A Three Star General

Too much confusion

and a Great big pain in the bum

 

On the tenth day of Christmas

Abbott gave to me :

Many poor excuses

Lots of feisty ladies

A mainly male cabinet

Fights with Indonesia

A higher debt ceiling

Slower Internet

4 unknown reasons

A Three Star General

Too much confusion

and a Great big pain in the bum

 

On the eleventh day of Christmas

Abbott gave to me :

Just spin and stories

Many poor excuses

Lots of feisty ladies

A mainly male cabinet

Fights with Indonesia

A higher debt ceiling

Slower Internet

4 unknown reasons

A Three Star General

Too much confusion

and a Great big pain in the bum

 

On the first day of Christmas

Abbott gave to me :

No Information

Just spin and stories

Many poor excuses

Lots of feisty ladies

A mainly male cabinet

Fights with Indonesia

A higher debt ceiling

Slower Internet

4 unknown reasons

A Three Star General

Too much confusion

and a Great big pain in the bum

 

 

 

 

 
 
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