Dear Peta Credlin
July 31st, 2014 Dear Peta Credlin, Yes, I understand the dilemma. Telling Tony not to say anything unless he hears it in the headpiece has […]
The fair go is going … going … gone
In 1967, Prime Minister Harold Holt said that he knew of no other free country where “what is produced by the community is more fairly […]
Some Sacrifices Are Good, While Others Just Primitive!
“Asked about his threat on Wednesday to look for other savings measures that by-passed the senate, Mr Hockey said the government was working hard to […]
There Is Definitely A Need For An Irony Font!
Treasurer Joe Hockey is facing a fresh round of criticism for being out of touch and not understanding the impact of his budget on […]
The Abbott Government has been an easy one to predict
On the eve of the 2013 election I wrote a piece titled, of all things, The 2016 Election. It was my prediction of who would […]
The Decline and Fall of ‘Team Australia’
As much as I struggled to agree with anything John Howard said or did when he was Prime Minister, there is one thing I had […]
Home, home on the range
On August 4th, Minister for Social Services Kevin Andrews launched 2014 Homeless Persons Week where he “reinforced the Coalition’s commitment to help those without safe […]
“Feminist Bitches” – Who Needs Them?
There’s no denying it, Australian women have come a long way. From the married women’s property act to the criminalisation of marital rape. From the […]
I Want To Be Like Tony Abbott, But My Wife Won’t Let Me!
“Hi, can I have the joint credit card?” “Why?” “I want to book a flight.” “Where to?” “Noosa.” “Why?” “Well, I remember that waiter there […]
At Least We’re Not The Gillard Government, Says Abbott As The Liberals Admit That He Lies
Ok, if you hit this web address (at least I think it’s a web address, it could be a web site or possibly an envelope) www.abbottlies.com.au then […]
Malevolent
The 2014 budget omitted the table of adjusted family outcomes that had been in every previous budget since 2005. The analysis was done by […]
Breaking News – Abbott Government asserts that it hasn’t changed; striped leopard seen running from flying pigs!
In a surprising development, one of Abbott’s senior ministers admitted that he wasn’t an expert on everything. Eric Abetz announced that he wasn’t a medical […]
Al Capone, serendipity, karma, Tony Abbott and all that jazz . . .
First watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FHEeG_uq5Y Ok, for those of you who thought that George Brandis bore a striking resemblance to Elmer Fudd, he did his best […]
Multiple Ministers Scoring ‘Own Goals’
Over the past week or so we have witnessed examples of possibly the most mistake prone bunch of ministerial amateurs we have seen in the […]