Let’s Just Ignore The Bushfires!
This may seem like a strange question but can we afford the cost of fighting the bushfires over the coming months? I’m just asking it […]
Articles by Rossleigh
Morrison Tells Us It’s Not The Time For Politics
Interviewer: Good morning, First up we have an interview with Smirko the Jerko. Now just to make it clear that you are not Scomo. Smirko: […]
Libspill – Does Dutton Have The Numbers?
Let’s be quite clear here: Thanks to a change introduced by Scott Morrison after he assumed the leadership, a two-thirds majority is required to trigger […]
Some Of Us Owe Scott Morrison A Big Apology!
Some people will be surprised that I’m suggesting that we owe our PM an apology, but anyone who knows me, knows that I’m a fair […]
Scottie And The Miracle Of The Simultaneous!
One of the things about climate change deniers that’s always amazed me is their capacity to hold two contradictory positions simultaneously. You know the sort […]
Scottie And The Art Of Shaking Hands!
When a worker refused to shake Bill Shorten’s hand in the election campaign, it made headlines. Bill should take a leaf out of Scott Morrison’s […]
Scott Morrison Tries To Become A Quiet Australian
When Scott Morrison starts a press conference by justifying what he or his government are doing but halfway through says that now is not the […]
From 2013: “Dealing With Liberals And Trolls – A How To Guide”
The following was first posted in early 2013. While I don’t normally do repeats, this one seemed appropriate: Some Christians knocked on my door early […]
How Good Is Christmas In Speedos?
Merry Christmas, one and all! Ok, I’m a little late but I thought that I should say “Merry Christmas” to spite all those people who […]
The Age Of Entitlement May Be Over But Scott Morrison Is Entitled To A Holiday!
“Where’s Rossleigh?” “He’s not here!” “I know that. Where is he?” “He’s on holiday. He’s taken some long service leave.” “But he never told me. […]
As An Old White Male, Nobody Listens To Me But You Can Read My Column…
There’s a rumour going around that Scott Morrison is in Hawaii staying in a Trump hotel with his wife and family, which includes the Hillsong […]
Silly Lefties Trying To Blame Smoke Around Sydney On The Bushfires!
There’s been a lot of smoke hysteria lately with people trying to push an agenda just because there’s a little bit of smoke in Sydney. […]
Can Scott Morrison Outspin Shane Warne Or Is He More Likely To Resemble Howard?
Ok, let’s get the cricket analogy out of the way… You’ve undoubtedly seen the video of Howard bowling the short-pitched ball that was a little […]
How Good Is Ignoring Just About Everything? OR Back To The Basics Again.
Writing about education reminds me of when Trump was elected. When I wrote something critical of The Donald, a number of people attacked me for […]
How Good Are Secret Deals?
Forget Jacqui Lambie, I have a secret deal with the government to make something very important happen so you shouldn’t attack me for the fact […]