All Judas Needed Was Channel 7! Hitler May Have Needed More…
‘McLachlan said he was frustrated that despite being “100 per cent acquitted” and “an innocent man”, he was not believed. He added that he hadn’t […]
Articles by Rossleigh
Debt And Deficit For Dummies…
Lately I’ve been thinking about all sorts of things and I find that just thinking about things is sometimes enough to make you feel like […]
Why The Media Is So Unfair On Scott Morrison…
Rossleigh: Good morning, Mr Morrison was once again unavailable for interview so I’ve tracked down a spokesman. While I was going to write “spokesperson” the […]
Fairy Bread Embraced By LGTBI Community After Name Changed To Rainbow Bread!
Yeah, ok, I don’t know what the LGTBI community is saying because well, I don’t know all of the LGTBI people in the world. And […]
Scott Morrison Knows Someone Who Can Change The World!
‘Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?’ ‘That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,’ […]
When You Reduce Emissions By Preferring Your Own Milkshake!
Apparently, Scott Morrison couldn’t be heard when he was addressing the other leaders at the climate summit last night. While some suggested it was a […]
Twerking Class Nero!
“There’s room at the top they are telling you still But first you must learn how to smile as you kill If you want to […]
The Pub Test And Summative Assessment…
If you know anything about education you’ll have heard the terms summative assessment and formative assessment. To explain as simply as I can, summative assessment […]
An Ode To Scotty From Announcements!
(Actually it’s fourteen lines so maybe I should have called a sonnet even though the rhyme scheme is neither Petrarchan nor Shakespearean!) Scotty promised vaccination […]
PRESS CONFERENCE: Women’s Task Force, Vaccines And Christina Holgate…
“Good morning, I’d like to announce that we had a very productive meeting of the women’s task force where we agreed that the time for […]
Some Ideas For The Angry Activist Women!
Ok, I need to say from the outset that I’m a man so when it comes to explaining things that gives me unique insights into […]
Rossleigh’s Easter Message!
Ok, I was going to get my wife to help but she said that she had better things to do and the dog wouldn’t sit […]
So When Do We Get A Prime Minister For Men, Eh?
Gracey Trimshore: Good evening, tonight we have an interview with the Prime Marketer, Mr Scott Morrison. Good evening, Mr Morrison. Prime Minister: Good evening, nice […]
Desk Jobs And Numbers Aren’t Always Boring!
Dave Allen used to tell a joke… Well, he used to tell a lot of jokes he was a comedian, after all, and he was […]
Prayer Groups And Prayer Rooms And Liberals On Their Knees!
For someone who spends a large part of their time finding ways to make politicians look ridiculous, I must confess to mixed emotions when Tony […]