“This Won’t Be A Sympathetic Interview, Mr Morrison!”
Sig O’Phant: Good evening, tonight we’re bringing you an interview with the Prime Minister. Good evening, Mr Morrison. Morrison: Evening. Sig: Now, this is going […]
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Scott Morrison And The Ministry Of Information And Stuff That We Should Believe…
In a crisis, good information is paramount so it’s really lucky that this isn’t a crisis. Just in case you’re confused, it’s not a crisis […]
Why Did We Need Katie Hopkins When We Have So Many Unemployed Bigots Here Already?
Ah, cancel culture strikes and Katie Hopkins is sent away simply because she refused to obey the law… The outrage industry strikes again. I know […]
Barnaby Has Already Achieved Net Zero!
One thing I’ve noticed about Coalition governments is that they like to tell us that they have a plan. Ok, exactly what it is may […]
Josh Frydenberg: Why Everything Is Labor’s Fault But Liberals Are Just Victims Of Circumstance!
From the time of the oil shocks of the 70s, there’s been one consistent approach to the rhetoric of the Liberal Party: If Labor were […]
Scotty The Inspiration For My Own Four Phase Plan!
There’s something very reassuring and inspiring about the Prime Minister’s four phase plan. No, I don’t mean the one about post photos of Jen and […]
A Guide To Covid Vaccinations OR Naked Men Startle Deer…
Now a lot of people are suggesting that there is a lot of confusion surrounding the rollout of vaccines here in Australia. I’d like to […]
Why A Stay At Home Order Is Better Than A Lockdown!
“Hi Ben, I think it’s your shout.” ”Ok, two beers, thanks.” “We better drink ‘em quickly before Dictator Dan gets back and shuts the whole […]
Barnaby And The October Election That May Now Be Later!
Monday, 21st June. You’d think Ben-Roberts-Smith-VC-Kerry-Stokes-Employee’s admission that he drank out of a replica of a prosthetic leg and not an actual prosthetic leg to […]
What About The Other Secret Trial?
A few weeks ago, various Australian MPs were expressing their outrage at China for holding secret trials. I understood their concern. Secret trials are something […]
If The Morrison Government Had Been Historical Figures…
As we seem to have entered a phase where the level of spin in the country is so great that Shane Warne would have struggled […]
Swans: Dane, Wayne, Norman and, of course, Nassim Nicholas Taleb
The other day, former AFL player, Dane Swan, had his thoughts on the Melbourne lockdown reported in what’s alleged to be a Melbourne newspaper after […]
Scott Morrison, Just Cut My Grass!
Ok, I promised my wife that I’d mow the lawn today, but it just started raining so I really should wait until tomorrow… Or the […]
Breaking: Number Of Australians Vaccinated Just Exceeded Number Of Government Announcements On The Subject!
Ok, here’s a brief timeline of events in the vaccine rollout. August 2020: Scott Morrison announces that Australia has secured 25 million doses of the […]
One Sign Of Intelligence Is Being Able To Change Your Mind or Why Scott Morrison Is Einstein!
Remember just a few years ago when we were told that we needed to be “energy agnostic”. Well, all that’s out the window. Apparently we […]