Abbott Suggests Following Britain By Reintroducing Imperial Measurements!
No, Tony Abbot didn’t actually say that! At least he hasn’t at the point that I’m writing this. Whatever, Boris has suggested that they’ll be […]
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Some Christians Rely On Blind Faith; Others Rely On Blind Trust…
My wife watches a lot of murder mysteries, so I’ve sort of picked up how this should be done. You examine all the potential suspects […]
How To Win At Elections OR We Are Not Overcoming The Monster…
“Above all, and it is the supreme characteristic of every monster who has ever been portrayed in a story, he or she is ecocentric. The […]
Hope Is The Thing With Feathers And That Makes Scotty Glad!
One of Emily Dickinson’s poems was “Hope Is The Things With Feathers” and my first thought was that she must have meant that hope enabled […]
Scott Explains Why Women Must Understand How Ambitious He Is For Them!
There are times when I think that the intelligent people have actually taken over and have a brilliant plan to get rid of the stupid. […]
“Mr Speaker, This Is Coalvid, Don’t Be Afraid, Embrace It, Step Toward The Light!”
Thankfully the playgrounds are opening again in Victoria. Over dinner, I told my son that I’d be able to take him there again tomorrow and […]
Covid, Morrison And The Day My Car Stood Still
When people suggest that I’m just one of those sheep that follow people in authority blindly, I must admit that I have to agree with […]
Who Gave Craig Kelly Your Number?
Now, just for the record, I am a member of Clive Palmer’s United Australia Party. I joined prior to the 2019 election with the idea […]
“Some People Are Just Dying To Live With The Virus!”
“Good afternoon, we have a spokesperson for the PM, Ms, Hope Leeder to explain the government’s new position on lockdowns. Good afternoon, Ms Leeder.” “Miss. […]
Gladys In “Pride And Prejudice”
It is a truth universally acknowledged that should anything go wrong while a Labor government is in power it’s their fault but Liberal governments are […]
Coalition Announces That They Will “Meet And Beat” (Not About Prayer Room!)
Ok, I can’t help it but every time a Coalition MP says that they “meet and beat” their targets, I can’t help but think of […]
Perhaps COVID Is A Left-wing Plot To Reduce Conservative Voters…
The trouble with conspiracy theories is that they often have something plausible to a post-60s generation. Prior to that era people were basically gullible… In films, […]
Gladys, Climate Change And Why Some Days Everything Is So Obvious…
TNow, I’d think that this is hardly worth mentioning but then sometimes I think that and people go: “Wow, I never thought about it like […]
“This Won’t Be A Sympathetic Interview, Mr Morrison!”
Sig O’Phant: Good evening, tonight we’re bringing you an interview with the Prime Minister. Good evening, Mr Morrison. Morrison: Evening. Sig: Now, this is going […]
Scott Morrison And The Ministry Of Information And Stuff That We Should Believe…
In a crisis, good information is paramount so it’s really lucky that this isn’t a crisis. Just in case you’re confused, it’s not a crisis […]