The trouble – as you may remember me saying on numerous occasions – with any half-decent conspiracy theory is that it’s impossible to use facts to counter it because any fact that contradicts it has clearly been contaminated by those people who are behind the conspiracy.
So in the aftermath of the bullet that whistled past the ear of Donald Trump, we had various people reacting with complete certainty about what had happened with all the confidence of an economist predicting the direction of the next interest rate move. Some of them even make Andrew Bolt’s take this morning look like the voice of reason if one accepts that reason don’t have to stick to the truth and is allowed to write things that are completely inaccurate because one is an opinion writer and one’s opinion can’t be held down by things like what actually happened on January 6th!
Let me be quite clear: I have no idea of the truth about what happened on the weekend. I have found all the conspiracy theories equally compelling and I’m left totally sure that it was both a staged attempt to enable a great photo as well as being an attempt by Deep State to take out the one threat to the WEF and the Washington Swamp and I’m pretty sure that Netanyahu was behind it as well as suspecting that Biden ordered it. This is before I’ve even stopped to consider the possibility that this is why Elvis has been hiding all these years, or even whether this may have been a warning to Trump not to continue with his speech because he was about to reveal that the moon landing was… completely real. I don’t want any trouble!
Anyway, in among all the lunacy there are some really good questions about how a shooter could get so close. Of course, using Occam’s Razor and the old saying that if it’s a choice between a well-organised, hidden conspiracy and a fuck-up, go for the latter most times because there are almost no organisations capable of a well-organised anything whether it’s in a brewery or a brothel… (I am referring to the idea that some people couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brothel or however the saying goes!)
Now don’t go arguing with me here! In all likelihood, you’re right. If you believe that it was organised by Joe Biden, you’ll have to admit that it’s a damn fine reason for re-electing him on the grounds that he’s still more capable than we’ve been led to believe. And if you’re concerned about him using the Secret Service to take out an opponent, well, doesn’t that make it “an official act” as President, giving him impunity according the 6-3 ruling of the Supreme Court?
And while I understand that the reasons for shooting the guy on the rooftop, is taking his gun off him still an infringement of his 2nd Amendment Rights even though he’s dead?
Whatever, the fact that Trump could stand in spite of those troublesome bone spurs should make us look at him in a whole new light!
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