Interview Transcript from one side only:
There are moments when you think that you know what’s going on… Like some of the conspiracy theories make sense…
Notice I only said some, before you think that this is a recruiting ad for Qananan… Mmm, never realised how close “Qanon” and “Quoran” were in terms of spelling until I misspelled one of them… Can’t remember which one because I don’t remember much these days… don’t tell the guy who’s mates with the guy who is connected to one of them, I think it’s QandA Nonny no… but anyway, surely we can make something of that and this job of being leader was always mine…
Always mine… mmm, great slogan for the Nationals…
Now let me make it clear that t never signed anything so…
Thanks, I will have another…
Anyway… Patricia let me just say that I’m the…
Yes, thank you, that’s what I am, I wake up every morning and I say that I am that…
But let me make it clear that I was never in Glasgow so there’s no way that I’ll agree to making gas go…
Ha ha,,, did you hear that PK?
That was very clever of me Glass go, gas glow…
Ha ha, I’m the Deputy P…
Oh, I think I may need one.
How can we afford child support if we don’t sell coal because that’s where most of our money comes from… well, most of mine and I’m the one who… No, I didn’t leak about… Oh, I see…
Any resemblance between this and any interview that our Deputy PM did is pretty remote so any legal action is liable to result in me being the next leader of the National Party.
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