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Upon being informed that ‘something called Islam’ is also a religion, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has decided to abandon the proposed Religious Discrimination Act ‘pending further review’
‘I had no idea that there were other religions’ Morrison told BS News
‘I mean – everyone believes in Jesus, right? He died for our sins, praise him’
‘I had never heard of this ‘Islam’ before, and I had no idea that it would be protected under our Christi – no – sorry – Religious Discrimination Act. This policy is now suspended pending further review
