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Scott, Scott Morrison Morrison Wetherby James Dupree (Apologies to A.A. Milne)

Scott Scott
Morrison Morrison
As one of the Ministry
Took great care
Not to say
that terrible word refugee.
Scott Scott Said to the people,
“People,” he said, said he;
“You must never report
What I don’t think you ought
So please always first check with me.”

Scott Scott
Morrison’s leader
Promised to stop all the boats.
Scott Scott Morrison’s leader
Used this to win many votes
Scott Scott Morrison’s Leader
Said to himself, said he:
“I can tell lies
And vow no surprise
and the next PM I’ll be.”

King Rupert
Put up a notice,
“LOST or STOLEN or STRAYED!
SCOTT SCOTT MORRISON’S LEADER
IS THE ONE THAT I WANT AS PM
LAST SEEN
WANDERING VAGUELY:
QUITE OF HIS OWN ACCORD,
BUT HE CAN TELL LIES
AND JUST PROMOTE GUYS-
FORTY SHILLINGS REWARD!”

Scott Scott
Morrison Morrison
(Commonly known as dim)
Told his
Liberal Front bench
Not to go blaming him.
Scott Scott
Said to King Rupert,
“Rupert,” he said, said he:
“You must never report on the end of the town
without consulting me.”

Scott Scott
Morrison Morrison
Hasn’t been heard of since.
King Rupert said he was sorry,
So did the Queen and Prince.
King Rupert
(Somebody told me)
Said to a man he knew:
If people go down to the end of the town, well,
what can anyone do?”

(Now then, very softly)
S.S.
M.M.
As one of the ex-ministry
Took great
Care of his leader
And locked up people with glee.
But Rupert said to his Minions
“Minions,” he said, said he:
“You-must-never-go-down-to-the-end-of-the-town-
if-you-don’t-go-down-with-ME!”

 

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  1. Rossleigh

    Every now and then the link to one of my blogs is a post so old that I’d forgotten I’d written it.
    This one seems more appropriate now then when I wrote it!
    Cheers…

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