My first love is satire and comedy – I used to run Radio Mango Productions in Mackay many moons ago and we wrote and recorded comedy skits for radio (Postcards from the Edge, In a Workplace Near U, etc).

I normally just post the incidental stuff on my FB page, but every now and again I get topical.

This one has been shared an awful lot so I thought I’d show it to you. (And I really would like to see it recorded.)

I’m an angry bigot, in a tiny country town

(A Country & Western Song)

When I’m feeling out of it

confused and kinda down

when internally its raining

and the world, it wears a frown

then I take it out on everyone

and try to bring them down

I’m an angry bigot

In a tiny country town

(chorus – backing singers)

Yes, he’s an angry bigot

In a tiny country town

(single backing singer)

And he’ll never let,

you forget

He’s there to bring you down

(chorus – backing singers)

He’ll never let,

you forget

He’s there to bring you down

Throughout a really crappy day

and a crappy night

I’ve just insulting things to say

while I try and pick a fight

and if you ever question me

or dare to contradict

I’ll make your life a misery

As I revel in conflict

(chorus)

Yes, he’s an angry bigot

In a tiny country town

And he’ll never let,

you forget

He’s there to bring you down

He’ll never let,

you forget

He’s there to bring you down

I rail about the communists

and greenie volunteers

About poofters, fags, and feminists

Gays and screaming queers

Tree-hugging bloody socialists

Bullshit climate fears

and all those leaching unionists

and bullshit liberal tears

(chorus)

Yes, he’s an angry bigot

In a tiny country town

And he’ll never let, you forget

He’s there to bring you down

He’ll never let, you forget

He’s there to bring you down.

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