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Royal gossip is worth its weight in gold on the British media circuit. Buckingham Palace knows that, and seeks to control, as much as it can, the way that gold is distributed. Much of this was in evidence at the bungling, cringe-worthy performance of Prince Andrew, whose powers of recollection regarding the late Jeffrey Epstein and his encounter with the procured sex slave Virginia Roberts, triggered the propagandists. The toothpaste had to be put back into the tube, but how?

The palace machine’ method is one of careful management, retiring the culpable figure while never admitting to any guilt. Nothing expressly outlined ever issues from the communication channels. Scraps of speculation are left for the media vultures to chew over. A degree of open-endedness is always permitted.

The recent fuss over the premature retirement, or redirection, of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, has stirred the hornet’s nest amongst self-harming Royal watchers. Sky News suggested with profound exaggeration that the announcement that the couple would move to Canada “shocked the UK and the world.” Disgraceful and unacceptable, went such papers as The Sun. The Evening Standard ran with the headline, “Harry arrives to face the royal music”, going on to say that he was facing “showdown talks with the Queen, his father Prince Charles and his brother Prince William over his plans to stand down as a senior royal.”

Harry had effectively resigned from public duties, intent on becoming “financially independent” (such terms are obscene in Palace land) and spending more time in North America. “We intend to step back as ‘senior’ members of the royal family and work to become financially independent, while continuing to fully support Her Majesty The Queen.”

The intention of spending time between the UK and North America will enable the couple to raise their son “with an appreciation for the royal tradition into which he was born, while also providing our family with the space to focus on the next chapter, including the launch of our new charitable entity.”

Something of a war has broken out between the couple and the press, leading to an information tussle. The couple have adopted a new communications strategy that involves providing “access to credible media outlets focused on objective news reporting to cover key moments and events.” On the legal front, the duchess has initiated proceedings against the Daily Mail for breach of privacy; the duke sued two papers in October claiming phone hacking. The National Union of Journalists has expressed concern that the couple’s removal from the “royal rota” of coverage will lead to greater control exercised over coverage of their affairs.

The palace machine has been icy in response to the decision to withdraw, taking a harsh lecturing tone to the couple. Discussions were, went a statement from the Palace, “at an early stage”. “We understand their desire to take a different approach, but these are complicated issues that will take time to work through.”

The palace stooges are out aplenty, helped along by the Daily Mail’s enthusiastic antipathy against the duchess, never seen as a worthy fit. The treatment afforded Markle has been strikingly different to that of Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, who is, in the true royal tradition, a functionary and incubator for heirs. An apt illustration of this can be gathered from the Mail’s respective descriptions of the pregnancies of both Middleton and Markle, the former “tenderly” cradling “her bump while wrapping up her royal duties ahead of maternity leave”, the latter incapable of keeping “her hands of her bump”. Was it “pride, vanity, acting – or a new age bonding technique?”

Middleton does not question; she adjusts, amends her positions, adapts her being. When novelist Hilary Mantel made the astute observation that Middleton was really a “show-window mannequin” of machine-like quality, “without the risk of the emergence of character”, shrieks and howls followed. This ignored the obvious point that higher aristocracy have always been pieces of strategy and durability rather than people, always the behest of a higher command and duty to procreate. Real estate, babies and legacies – that’s the show.

Markle is no such product. Her US birth, with an African-American mother, and her self-made standing as an actor (leaving aside the quality of that acting), were already awkward jabs at the pattern of royal propriety. Last June, the sense of independence (the British press prefer the term “divergence”) became evident when the couple decided to go into the charitable pursuit separate from the royal family. This has led to Markle being subject to what royal historian Marlene Koenig claims is “a pile-on”.

Markle has been attacked for her luxuriant baby shower last February, dubbed Showergate, accused by Prince Diana’s former private secretary Patrick Jephson for being indiscreet and vulgar. Despite dealing with it with her own funds, “Favours must be returned, obligations quickly multiply and pretty soon royal free-riders are handing over their most precious assets: credibility and dignity, if not, please God, their lives.”

Markle has also been said to be a handful for her staff, the Duchess Difficult of the royal set. The signs of Palace sabotage and disruption are suggested; Markle seems to be rather well-liked, and depending on which royal source you tap, you are bound to find the appropriate slant.

Added to this the less than becoming aspect of the duke’s brother, Prince William, and we are left with a true plate of grist. One flavoured morsel doing the rounds is the suggestion that the exit of the Sussexes has much to do with the extra-marital conduct of the Duke of Cambridge as with anything else. The Sun, doing its bit to go through the trash cans, suggests that William is “incandescent with rage” at the suggestion. The Times, not wanting to be left out in the cold, fronts its own royal source alleging that William is prone to bullying and has estranged his brother.

Enough has been floating around that Wills can barely contain himself and is keeping up the royal front of bed-hopping, notably with Rose Hanbury, the Marchioness of Cholmondeley. The palace eagles are duly floating around to ensure that no press outlet will publish such speculation without threatened sanction, and royal watchers such as Phil Dampier are already dousing the flames. “Whatever the truth of William’s closeness to Rose, who is a mum of three, Kate has obviously decided she doesn’t want any lasting bitterness or tension.”

For republicans, none of the above should matter, except that the royals remain some of the most privileged spongers of Britain and the Commonwealth. Their extra-marital trysts are subsidised; their efforts to be celebrity puffs are also greased by the taxpayer. In Canada, the security tab will be picked up by local security. Though the Sussexes have made it clear they do not intend to rely on the British public purse, the question remains unresolved. What remains striking, however, is the way the palace machinery has strutted its plumage, giving the impression that the Sussex situation was a scandal unique and deserving of attention.

In the end, it was left to the Queen to exert some authority via a statement. “My family and I are entirely supportive of Harry and Meghan’s desire to create a new life as a young family. Although we would have preferred them to remain full-time working Members of the Royal Family, we respect and understand their wish to live a more independent life as a family while remaining a valued part of my family.” In what must count as a polished way of saying “bugger”, the Queen promises “a period of transition which the Sussexes will spend time in Canada and the UK.”

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  1. Sam

    Bernays should have been excoriated for celebritising the Monarchy.

  2. Josephus

    The sooner we too are rid of these reactionary parasites the better. Harry takes after his late Mum, goodoh, now back to what matters eg off shore refugees with mostly Life sentences.

  3. Sir Scotchmistery

    Harry who?

  4. Phil Pryor

    Surely the former victims’s descendants in former humiliated nations would accept a little reverse token display, say, dukes and princes of Zimbabwe, Gibraltar, Kenya, St. Helena, Malta, Ghana, etc, as grateful honeycombed souls welcome back representatives of intrusive parasitism?? It all makes sense in a world of historical bestiality, depravity, snobbish classism, and for someone’s effing pocket. Even the British are learning to leave Europe and Civilisation politely, all for the benefit of the grabbing gouging grubs of Threadneedle St. and the inner core of the obnoxious Tory Party. Ever keen to recruit, exploit, establish lucrative careers out of someone else’s arse, the Johnson Borisites show how progress can be made, even in reverse gear.

  5. New England Cocky

    An Australian Republic looks very sensible, free from parasitising “foreign Royals”, a sovereign nation, responsible to the Australian voters and nobody else, including foreign owned multinational corporations and their executives.

  6. Harry Lime

    Meanwhile the planet is frying,enabled by our very own chief pyromaniac,Smoko,Fauxmo,Smugmo or Smirka,the man without answers.The royal family is a gigantic load of useless codswallop.Jettisoning this utter bullshit should be on the agenda of the government in waiting,after first dealing with the long list of emergencies that the idiot pretender won’t.


    I think the result they wanted was divorce. The Queen during the wedding didn’t look that happy. Prinse Phillip kept ed giving her concerned looks. I have for a long time had the feeling Harry was a reluctant royal.

  8. Henry Rodrigues

    Looks like the poms need a republic more than us.

  9. Kerri

    I remember not so long ago, the tabloids having a ball with shooting Kate Middleton drunk and in scanty clothing??
    Oh! That’s right! Her skin is white. Silly me?

  10. Anarchy rules

    There is something about Harry . He bears a remarkable resemblance to Diana’s ex lover the dashing horse riding major Hewitt . Perhaps Harry never had the correct pedigree or breeding for the role he has abandoned . I guess he won’t be terribly missed unless the peasants become unruly . So god save the queen proof that some are born more equal than others and that everyone in society should know their place in the hierarchy . Now That is enough distraction from the bushfires let’s get back to the problem global climate change .

  11. Kathy

    The only problem with that Anarchy Rules is that Prince Harry was born in 1984. It’s said that Princess Diana’s affair with James Hewitt was between 1986-1991. That makes it a tad hard for him to be Prince Harry’s dad. Even though Harry’s given up his duties (for now) he will always be a royal.

  12. king1394

    Harry and family are now a long way from being significant members of the Royal Family and it makes sense to have them ‘retire’. I don’t understand the interest / scandal

  13. Anarchy rules

    Dear Kathy I did not say that Harry’s father was the good major I only remarked that there was a remarkable resemblance. Your rush to defend Harry and his title only tells me Australia has a long way to go to rid it of it’s colonial mentality. To quote John Lennon ” so you think you’re so clever classless and free ,but you’re still all f..ken peasants as far as I can see “

  14. LambsFry Simplex.

    Many a royal has resorted to, ahem, unorthodox means to ensure the succession.

    T’was even alleged of Queen Anne Boleyn, back in mine and Perking Waterbottle’s era.

  15. Kathy

    Anarchy rules, I must have misunderstood you when you said, “He bears a remarkable resemblance to Diana’s ex-lover the dashing horse riding major Hewitt”, as you insinuating that Hewitt may have been Harry’s dad.

  16. Peter F

    “insinuating that Hewitt may have been Harry’s dad”…… This particular rumour is rather weakened by the fact that Willam’s eldest, George has similar hair. Did anyone ever notice the colour of Diana’s brother’s hair. Trivia, I know, but interesting.

  17. Phil

    Harry and Meghan.Yawn. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Harry who? Yawn. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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