Glad not happy; PM leaks against her as Delta goes viral
“This is literally a war and we know we’ve been in a war for some time but never to this extent.” (Gladys Berejiklian). “Stay calm. […]
Articles by David Tyler
Bronte Python’s Flying Circus and the mystery of Morrison’s moving vaccination goalposts.
“If they open up at 50 per cent, that would be insane. Even at 70 per cent they are going to have to be massively […]
Typhoid Mary, Gladys, no longer PM’s poster girl, gets the Delta blues
There’s no roadmap out, wails NSW premier, Gladys Berejiklian, Typhoid Mary of our Delta blues, parroting Scott Morrison, the PM for NSW, who savages his […]
Morrison and the exploding fish. A reverse ferret. Gladys under a bus. A khaki-Covid snap election?
Don’t you just love the suspense? A tiny peepshow of a lectern opens on your widescreen as Fauziah Ibrahim interrupts her “show” as she is […]
A four phase, fur-lined, gold-plated, double-barrelled, ocean-going, right royal, shit-show.
Buddy, our PM’s photogenic pet black Schnoodle, gets his own column (paywalled) in our yellow press; The Daily Telegraph. Bet you never had Schnoodle on your […]
A Turd in the Surf at Bondi
“Australians all let us re-Joyce.” The second coming of Weatherboard Nine Messiah, Barnaby Joyce, causes much glee amongst cult devotees and much clutching of pearls […]
Blood on your hands, Prime Minister?
“Future generations will thank us not for what we have promised but what we will deliver – and on that score Australia can always be […]
Keeping a Morrison government honest?
Warning: this article contains material which will shock monarchists everywhere, especially citizens of the south Pacific island of Tanna in the Vanuatu archipelago who once […]
Morrison can’t take a trick
Warning: this article discusses rape. Morrison can’t take a trick lately. He fails the 4 million Covid vaccinations by March target he set in January. […]
“Not a tin ear but a wall of concrete.”
A vast sea of black-clad women of all ages and some men seeking justice for women, swells around Parliament House, Canberra, as former Liberal staffer, […]
“I’m the Prime Minister.” Really, Mr Morrison?
*CONTENT WARNING: This article discusses rape “I’m the Prime Minister…” Scott Morrison Despite its multi-gabled slate roof and ornate, white bargeboards, “rustic gothic” harbourside mansion, […]
A cancer on our democracy
“I know perfectly well that it can’t last. Whatever we think, we are courtiers in an oriental Sultanate, and there is a corps of janissaries, […]
A criminally negligent federal government beneath the festive schmaltz.
Deck the halls with vows of folly. How good are good tidings, lies and promises you never, for a moment, intend to keep? All Aussies […]
Scotty gets gong while Cormann tries to crash jet-set
Australians swell with pride; hi-five each other – as they wait patiently to be ripped off at local supermarket duopoly checkouts, Monday – or vastly […]
Stop the lies, Morrison. Your gas-led recovery is a toxic sham.
In any other universe, recovering from one public health crisis by worsening another would spark immediate backlash. An “asbestos led recovery” would be career-ending; as […]